"Yesterday my teacher asked me what the capital of Idaho was so i told her Washington D.C.. Bingo!. She told me I was wrong so I told her she had a lumpy butt. She said I was mean so I peed my pants. I wore my peepants around all day, in fact, I'm still wearing them right now."
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Confess your sins.
The only way to truely set you free is to tell the truth.