Father, forgive me for I have sinned. I have had impure thoughts of you, jesus,...

my lord. I have entertained these impure thoughts, of me getting down on my knees and receiving your warm salvation on my face. I have thought of engaging you in sodomy, oh lord, I am so sorry. I don't know why I'm having these sick fantasies of you, but I trust that you will forgive me.

By Anonymous on General,