"My name is Bennett and I am a boring cunt. I also talk the halls of ARRSE trying to emulate my heros Flash and MDN.
If that's not bad enough I am a walt of massive proportions too, like Pentwyn and BB and Jeannie. I am a UOTC Cadet and like to big myself up even though I am a ginger with fusewire for pubes.
Someone please give me the slagging off I deserve and belittle me."
More from the category 'Peeing in someones yard'
Confess your sins.
The only way to truely set you free is to tell the truth.