"No, Mr. Fuck-Up....
I swear, you wait until I am alone to call in your wacky requests. You swear up and down that it's all legitimate, hoping I'll just flush it through.
Trouble is, your requests are not legitimate and are usually wrong. In fact, when you call, everyone's first reaction is: "What did you fuck up this time?"
Taking an extra minute to check, despite your insistence that this get done Right Now, saves my ass getting chewed for approving your decision without checking the facts that you fake out your steak out too much.
In this case, you will probably still get ya ass chewed, but you acted without double-checking the record in question. It's on you.
Do me a favor, don't call me unless you have all your shit straight. I don't like getting in trouble for your fuck-ups. "
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