So I went into the work bathroom to take off my shoe and pull up...

a sock that had gotten sucked into my tennis shoe. I come out of the stall and this woman gives me this horrified look when I just walk out. I go back into the bathroom about a half an hour later to blow my nose (I've got a bit of a cold at the moment) and taped to the ladies bathroom door and all the stall doors is a dire warning that 'WE MUST ALWAYS WASH OUR HANDS. AND THE REASONS WHY WE MUST WASH OUR HANDS ETC. ETC. SOMETHING SOMETHING HEP A!' BITCH. I know how and why we wash our hands. I'm not a goddamned five year old. I just pulled my sock up. You're not the fucking bathroom police.

By Anonymous on General,