"My name is Iblis, and I have planted a fiery version of Bandit's dome inside of the earth. This dome will expand, and continue
to expand, until it engulfs the entire Earth. No one can escape
this dome, and your suffering will be great and long lasting before you finally perish from the flames of the burning Dome.
I won't eat your flesh, because it is so cliche and gross. Instead,
I will order tons of pizza, get a bunch of porno DVDs, and have fun, laugh and jerk off while I watch my movies and monitor
all of your suffering via picture in picture.
Now go forth, and loot Radio Shack and Best Buy, while you can!