Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 10th, 2008

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.