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Every tag i wrote. Im watching porn right now.
I’ve STILL not written my papers for last semester.
I was walking with my teacher to the bus stop and we were talking. A car was starting up and I was walking in front of the car and the stupid blind driver hit me, I was just 1 feet ahead of the car and he started it. I blurted out fuck and my teacher heard it. I wasn’t aware of what i had said and carried on conversation naturally. One year later it hit me with a bang that i said fuck. I was a ranker back then and teacher must have expected better. I’m sorry!!!
This is a test. I did not do anything mentioned in this message.
I wasted my life. Going in circles, always trying to do the right thing but it ends up wrong. Now it is too late.
I confess that for many years, starting just about when I was 3 years old I flipped the TV channel and found these two people having uncensored sex. I wanted to stay on the channel, but my brother, younger, changed it because he was not interested. Several years later, when I was in kindergarten to grade 2, I secretly watched porn videos on TV in the early morning and got so close to getting in trouble. There was many years after that, that at the end of elementary, I started looking up porn/hentai, watching porn/hentai, writing porn, and cybering, on the internet. I even got a virus because of that, and I got into huge trouble and vowed never to do it again. I did it again. From that time to a few years later, to today, I’ve been watching more porn/hentai, cybering, and now, masturbating! I masturbated so frequently, it was like once every day, every week. It couldn’t be healthy (I heard it sort of oils your joints, and I don’t want my doctor finding this out) so I tried to stop, but no luck. I kept doing it, and eventually I quit a day, but did it again the next day. I might have been doing it today, actually, even though maybe I was trying to conceal it by scratching. I’ve been doing so many methods to forgive myself and forget about everything that happens and start fresh, which is unhighly possible because I knew it would haunt me. This all started out so innocently, but now it’s just a huge negative cloud, and I’m lost in it! I had enough, and I figured that the best way to start fresh without actually wiping my memory or committing suicide was to shout it out loud, but in this case, I’m typing it. I really don’t want anyone I know to find this all out, but at least I can talk to strangers, even if anonymously. I have more confessions to make, one of my ex best friends, that I made in grade k, I went over to her house, and she showed me this abandoned bird nest with an egg inside. I could tell it was very precious to her. She was wondering if the mother would ever come back. When she was elsewhere, I got greedy and stole the egg to put into my carrying bag. On the way back into the house, it broke in my hand so I washed it off and sort of lie-confessed to her. I told her the egg accidently fell out of the nest. She knew I was lying. It didn’t help either when I called her a biotch in high school. I also confess to greedily ripping off a friend that is my best friend today, and she probably doesn’t even know about it. I saw she had a really pretty ring, filled with jewels, and I thought it was real, which it might have been, maybe, but it could have been a really precious gift, or expensive, but I tricked her into trading it to me. In return I gave her this cheap looking gold colored blastic ring, that I said was a real gold ring. My grandmother told me to return it, but I didn’t. Instead, even though I was horrible at scheming, I decided to use this ring in my plot against my new arch nemesis at school. It went horribly wrong and my arch nemesis got to keep the ring (now that I think about it, I was probably just jealous of her), and that left me totally akward, and my friend totally clueless. Another confession is that I started looking for magic in wicca and stuff like that because I was interested in that, and made many friends with the same interests of becoming cute girly magicky girls. At my elementary, I met a new friend. We played on many websites together, and on one of them, her much older brother played too. I insulted him or said stupid random things, and all of a sudden, her parents and family hates me, and I’m totally excommunicated. We exchange occasional greetings now and then because we are both best friends with another girl we know. Another confession is that I got so deep into this magic stuff that my belief for the Lord was getting vague and I found myself thinking I could manipulate the elements to save me in situations instead of praying to the Lord. I had to do something about this. I decided to find a loophole in which I could still be faithful to the Lord and find magic, but maybe a more girly fluttery magick that’s not harmful or durasticly changing, or if it is durasticly changing, then it would have to be some way that God allows it (because in my religion, manipulating nature and having a specific kind of contact with the spiritual world), but I’m not sure. I am currently still questing for that perfect, allowed magical experience. A confession I have is that I have the bad habbit of swearing a lot, really badly. I want to get all of this out of my system. I want to move on with my life, be forgivin by God, and forgive myself for all these horrible sins I committed, and probably others that I don’t remember, and if I do, I’ll post them also.I confess that for many years, starting just about when I was 3 years old I flipped the TV channel and found these two people having uncensored sex. I wanted to stay on the channel, but my brother, younger, changed it because he was not interested. Several years later, when I was in kindergarten to grade 2, I secretly watched porn videos on TV in the early morning and got so close to getting in trouble. There was many years after that, that at the end of elementary, I started looking up porn/hentai, watching porn/hentai, writing porn, and cybering, on the internet. I even got a virus because of that, and I got into huge trouble and vowed never to do it again. I did it again. From that time to a few years later, to today, I’ve been watching more porn/hentai, cybering, and now, masturbating! I masturbated so frequently, it was like once every day, every week. It couldn’t be healthy (I heard it sort of oils your joints, and I don’t want my doctor finding this out) so I tried to stop, but no luck. I kept doing it, and eventually I quit a day, but did it again the next day. I might have been doing it today, actually, even though maybe I was trying to conceal it by scratching. I’ve been doing so many methods to forgive myself and forget about everything that happens and start fresh, which is unhighly possible because I knew it would haunt me. This all started out so innocently, but now it’s just a huge negative cloud, and I’m lost in it! I had enough, and I figured that the best way to start fresh without actually wiping my memory or committing suicide was to shout it out loud, but in this case, I’m typing it. I really don’t want anyone I know to find this all out, but at least I can talk to strangers, even if anonymously. I have more confessions to make, one of my ex best friends, that I made in grade k, I went over to her house, and she showed me this abandoned bird nest with an egg inside. I could tell it was very precious to her. She was wondering if the mother would ever come back. When she was elsewhere, I got greedy and stole the egg to put into my carrying bag. On the way back into the house, it broke in my hand so I washed it off and sort of lie-confessed to her. I told her the egg accidently fell out of the nest. She knew I was lying. It didn’t help either when I called her a biotch in high school. I also confess to greedily ripping off a friend that is my best friend today, and she probably doesn’t even know about it. I saw she had a really pretty ring, filled with jewels, and I thought it was real, which it might have been, maybe, but it could have been a really precious gift, or expensive, but I tricked her into trading it to me. In return I gave her this cheap looking gold colored blastic ring, that I said was a real gold ring. My grandmother told me to return it, but I didn’t. Instead, even though I was horrible at scheming, I decided to use this ring in my plot against my new arch nemesis at school. It went horribly wrong and my arch nemesis got to keep the ring (now that I think about it, I was probably just jealous of her), and that left me totally akward, and my friend totally clueless. Another confession is that I started looking for magic in wicca and stuff like that because I was interested in that, and made many friends with the same interests of becoming cute girly magicky girls. At my elementary, I met a new friend. We played on many websites together, and on one of them, her much older brother played too. I insulted him or said stupid random things, and all of a sudden, her parents and family hates me, and I’m totally excommunicated. We exchange occasional greetings now and then because we are both best friends with another girl we know. Another confession is that I got so deep into this magic stuff that my belief for the Lord was getting vague and I found myself thinking I could manipulate the elements to save me in situations instead of praying to the Lord. I had to do something about this. I decided to find a loophole in which I could still be faithful to the Lord and find magic, but maybe a more girly fluttery magick that’s not harmful or durasticly changing, or if it is durasticly changing, then it would have to be some way that God allows it (because in my religion, manipulating nature and having a specific kind of contact with the spiritual world), but I’m not sure. I am currently still questing for that perfect, allowed magical experience. A confession I have is that I have the bad habbit of swearing a lot, really badly. I want to get all of this out of my system. I want to move on with my life, be forgivin by God, and forgive myself for all these horrible sins I committed, and probably others that I don’t remember, and if I do, I’ll post them also.
I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?†So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!†but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.
I can’t say. The world would blow up.
I’ve done absolutely nothing for over a month and I don’t see myself breaking the chain of apathy.
my first year at university i spent too much money and instead of paying the university the money it was owed i didn’t, in my 2nd y ear i didn’t get my loan as a result of not paying back my fee’s in the first year and i was stuck with no money … i borrowed off alot of people and thus far haven’t paid any of them back, i keep lying to them saying that either i have paid them and the banks have fucked up or that i will do it soon (knowing full well that i won;t)…
2 of the girls i borrowed money from i slept with cos i knew they fancied me and one of those two i even pretended to be her boyfriend for a while cos i knew she loved me loads and if i didn’t i knew she’d be after the money alot more.
another one of the girls i borrowed money from was angry at me for not paying so i slept with her best friend so that they’d argue (cos the one i borrowed money from was in love with me, hence she lent me money) and she’d not think about the money i’d owe her and instead think about her bestfriend betraying her.
Yesterday my teacher asked me what the capital of Idaho was so i told her Washington D.C.. Bingo!. She told me I was wrong so I told her she had a lumpy butt. She said I was mean so I peed my pants. I wore my peepants around all day, in fact, I’m still wearing them right now.
I’m a Jr. in college and for the past year i was living in a appartment with two other people. One of which moved in early (about a month early). when he did so he had the lease moved up one month. when it came time to move out we got a call from our land lord asking why the hell our shit was still in our apartment. so we cleared house and left a massive mess so he’d get a massive bill for cleaning the apartment. Also so he can’t bother use we blocked him on anyway of contacting us or our families.
I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.
I did everything anybody hare said they did
Premarital sex, fighting, not loving thy neighbour
I download movies because I’m to lazy to go out and buy them.
I google Myself Regularly but won’t google with my man…..
Please forgive me for being such a bum.. would you just forgive me?
Last night, I was with my girlfriend in the back seat of my car, doing all kind of lovemaking
Suddenly, and I don’t know from where did he come, a police officer showed up knocking on the car and asking us to get dressed and get the hell out of the car
we were terrified cause we’ve been busted, and the problem is that i don’t have a driving license, it was my dad’s car, and my girlfriend started crying
The police officer looked at us for a very long time, then said: I will let you both go under one condition, If you let me fuck you in front of your girlfriend
I was shocked, and refused, but he said that I’m already in a deep shit, and i better agree to what he offered
I was speechless, so I accepted what he offered and let him fuck me
When he finished, he told me to call him later so he will do things again to me.
I don’t know what to do, I’m terrified and I feel ashamed at myself
my girlfriend refuse to talk to me anymore
Last night, while my husband was about to insert his dick into my ass, I farted!
I was really embarrassed, because the sound of my fart was too hight, i think even the people who live next door heared it, not only that, but the smell was awfull too.
i quickly left the bedroom with embarrassment , my husband came after me and told me it was ok, but i felt ashamed and i started crying
this was the first time he wanted to try anal sex with me, and i let him down
he comforted me, hugged me and kissed me, but i could not resume back out lovemaking anymore
the more i think about it, the more i get upset and embaressed
what should i do?
yo voté por Chavez
I killed god
I’m God, and can’t avoid it! What can I do abou it? I feel like shit!
Dios: “Amaréis, pues, al extranjero; porque extranjeros fuisteis en la tierra de Egipto. A Jehová tu Dios temerás, a él solo servirás, a él seguirás, y por su nombre jurarás.†(Deuteronomy 10:19-10).
Jesus: “Amad a vuestros enemigos, bendecid a los que os maldicen, haced bien a los que os aborrecen, y orad por los que os ultrajan y os persiguen; para que seáis hijos de vuestro Padre que está en los cielos, que hace salir su sol sobre malos y buenos, y que hace llover sobre justos e injustos. Porque si amáis a los que os aman, ¿qué recompensa tendréis? ¿No hacen también lo mismo los publicanos?
Y si saludáis a vuestros hermanos solamente, ¿qué hacéis de más? ¿No hacen también asàlos gentiles? Sed, pues, vosotros perfectos, como vuestro Padre que está en los cielos es perfecto.†(Matthew 5:44-48).
Solomon: “Cuando los caminos del hombre son agradables a Jehová, Aun a sus enemigos hace estar en paz con él.†(Proverbs 16:7).
Paul: “Si es posible, en cuanto dependa de vosotros, estad en paz con todos los hombres. No os venguéis vosotros mismos, amados mÃÂos, sino dejad lugar a la ira de Dios; porque escrito está: MÃÂa es la venganza, yo pagaré, dice el Señor. Asàque, si tu enemigo tuviere hambre, dale de comer; si tuviere sed, dale de beber; pues haciendo esto, ascuas de fuego amontonarás sobre su cabeza. No seas vencido de lo malo, sino vence con el bien el mal.†(Romans 12:18-21).
John: “El que dice que está en la luz, y aborrece a su hermano, está todavÃÂa en tinieblas. El que ama a su hermano, permanece en la luz, y en él no hay tropiezo.
Pero el que aborrece a su hermano está en tinieblas, y anda en tinieblas, y no sabe a dónde va, porque las tinieblas le han cegado los ojos.†(1John 2:9-11)





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