Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, @ July 10th, 2008

I make jesus jokes daily and don’t feel guilty about it.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, @ July 10th, 2008

I purposely make anti-religious comments to irritate my fundamentalist coworkers.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Pride, Envy, Anger, Covetousness, Gluttony, Lechery, Sloth, Murder, Love, Treason, Assault, Lie, Lose of faith, Death, Didnt forgive, Abuse, Religion based, Hate, Prejudice, Roadkill, Animal abuse, Children abuse, Fight, Violence, Masturbation, Gay, Rape, Fraud, Questioning God, Vandalism, Forbidden Fetish, Stupidity, Hacking, Burglary, Ilegal software, Drugs, Dealing and selling drugs, Being a country singer, Pimping, Prostitution, Pedophile, Worship satan, Being a bum, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Making someone Uncomfortable, Embarrassing, Incest, Bribe, Peeing in someones yard, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Divorce, Marriage, Ignoring privacy, Genocide, Blasphemy, General, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Pride, Envy, Anger, Covetousness, Gluttony, Lechery, Sloth, Murder, Love, Treason, Assault, Lie, Lose of faith, Death, Didnt forgive, Abuse, Religion based, Hate, Prejudice, Roadkill, Animal abuse, Children abuse, Fight, Violence, Masturbation, Gay, Rape, Fraud, Questioning God, Vandalism, Forbidden Fetish, Stupidity, Hacking, Burglary, Ilegal software, Drugs, Dealing and selling drugs, Being a country singer, Pimping, Prostitution, Pedophile, Worship satan, Being a bum, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Making someone Uncomfortable, Embarrassing, Incest, Bribe, Peeing in someones yard, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Divorce, Marriage, Ignoring privacy, Genocide, Blasphemy, General, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

I can’t say. The world would blow up.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, @ July 10th, 2008

I have taken the lords name in vain in a very extreme way. Like, really filthy stuff coming out of my mouth.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Pride, Love, Lie, Religion based, Prejudice, Violence, Masturbation, Questioning God, Stupidity, Ilegal software, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Blasphemy, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

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Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Envy, Anger, Covetousness, Gluttony, Lechery, Sloth, Murder, Love, Treason, Assault, Lie, Lose of faith, Death, Didnt forgive, Abuse, Religion based, Hate, Prejudice, Roadkill, Animal abuse, Children abuse, Fight, Violence, Masturbation, Gay, Rape, Fraud, Vandalism, Forbidden Fetish, Stupidity, Hacking, Burglary, Ilegal software, Drugs, Dealing and selling drugs, Being a country singer, Pimping, Prostitution, Pedophile, Worship satan, Being a bum, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Making someone Uncomfortable, Embarrassing, Incest, Bribe, Peeing in someones yard, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Divorce, Marriage, Ignoring privacy, Genocide, Blasphemy, General, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Pride, Envy, Anger, Covetousness, Gluttony, Lechery, Sloth, Murder, Love, Treason, Assault, Lie, Lose of faith, Death, Didnt forgive, Abuse, Religion based, Hate, Prejudice, Roadkill, Animal abuse, Children abuse, Fight, Violence, Masturbation, Gay, Rape, Fraud, Questioning God, Vandalism, Forbidden Fetish, Stupidity, Hacking, Burglary, Ilegal software, Drugs, Dealing and selling drugs, Being a country singer, Pimping, Prostitution, Pedophile, Worship satan, Being a bum, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Making someone Uncomfortable, Embarrassing, Incest, Bribe, Peeing in someones yard, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Divorce, Marriage, Ignoring privacy, Genocide, Blasphemy, General, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

I did everything anybody hare said they did

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Masturbation, Gay, Blasphemy, @ July 10th, 2008

I took a look at my enormous penis…

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Didnt forgive, Animal abuse, Masturbation, Gay, Ilegal software, Incest, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Blasphemy, @ July 10th, 2008

Was drunk, will be drunk again.

Once painted a network of crucifixes so that they represented a swastika.

Didn’t forgive Smuckers for making Mint Jelly, but did forgive Reiser for killing his wife.

Totally supports having sex before the wedding, especially JUST before the wedding with multiple people.

Illegal software is the only software.

Incest is hot especially if it’s gay.

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