Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Anger, Being a bum, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Dealing and selling drugs, Didnt forgive, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Forbidden Fetish, General, Gluttony, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Masturbation, Peeing in someones yard, Prejudice, Prostitution, Questioning God, Sex, Spilling a drink, Stupidity, Vandalism, Worship satan, @ August 10th, 2008

Every tag i wrote. Im watching porn right now.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 11th, 2008

This is a test. I did not do anything mentioned in this message.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Being a bum, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Covetousness, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Gay, General, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Peeing in someones yard, Pride, Religion based, Sex, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Violence, @ July 11th, 2008

I wasted my life. Going in circles, always trying to do the right thing but it ends up wrong. Now it is too late.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, @ July 11th, 2008

i like cats

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, @ July 10th, 2008

I make jesus jokes daily and don’t feel guilty about it.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, @ July 10th, 2008

I purposely make anti-religious comments to irritate my fundamentalist coworkers.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 10th, 2008

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 10th, 2008

I can’t say. The world would blow up.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, @ July 10th, 2008

I have taken the lords name in vain in a very extreme way. Like, really filthy stuff coming out of my mouth.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Lie, Love, Masturbation, Prejudice, Pride, Questioning God, Religion based, Sex, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Violence, @ July 10th, 2008

Confession confession

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Prostitution, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 10th, 2008

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 10th, 2008

I did everything anybody hare said they did

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, Gay, Masturbation, @ July 10th, 2008

I took a look at my enormous penis…

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Animal abuse, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Didnt forgive, Gay, Having sex befor the wedding, Ilegal software, Incest, Masturbation, @ July 10th, 2008

Was drunk, will be drunk again.

Once painted a network of crucifixes so that they represented a swastika.

Didn’t forgive Smuckers for making Mint Jelly, but did forgive Reiser for killing his wife.

Totally supports having sex before the wedding, especially JUST before the wedding with multiple people.

Illegal software is the only software.

Incest is hot especially if it’s gay.

4chan, 7chan, 12chan, Reddit, Digg, Crackberry.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, Forbidden Fetish, Gay, Masturbation, Questioning God, Worship satan, @ July 10th, 2008

Right, I have quite the list and I don’t know what the cutoff field is so I’ll just dive right in:

I masturbate and I don’t plan on stopping my masturbation habit anytime soon.

I question God’s existence daily.

I publicly damn the Catholic Church for being violent, and probably guilty of most of the sins you’ve posted here.

I’m intrigued by Gay-ness.

I have friends who are gay.

I have friends of friends who are gay.

Etc.

I go on Digg.

I go on Reddit.

On both of these sites I regularly upmod/Digg anti-religious stories.

I’m pretty sure 0% of the people on this site will recommend me for forgiveness.

I like cocks.

I am thinking of embracing the flying spaghetti monster.

I could go on, but I think that most of you stopped reading at the first few lines, it’s nice to have gotten that load off (lol) my chest. Good day.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Being a bum, Blasphemy, Embarrassing, Envy, General, Gluttony, Having sex befor the wedding, Masturbation, Peeing in someones yard, Sex, Sloth, @ March 26th, 2008

I google Myself Regularly but won’t google with my man…..

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ November 24th, 2007

yo voté por Chavez

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, @ November 21st, 2007

i had blasphemy

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, @ November 18th, 2007

God don’t love me.
He gave me the best thing i have ever seen, and he took it the day after.
And that three times.
It suck, the life suck, the love suck
So i wait god do a good thing to me, and no take it again

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Anger, Blasphemy, General, Hate, Prejudice, Religion based, @ November 15th, 2007

Repent you racists, “You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?” (Matthew 23.33)

I say unto you, That whosoever is angry
with his brother (spanish, latinos, asians, arabs, jews, blacks, christians, muslims…. etc.. ) without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother (spanish, latinos, asians, arabs, jews, blacks, christians, muslims…. etc.. ), Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. (Matthew 5.22)

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Anger, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Blasphemy, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Worship satan, @ November 12th, 2007

I’m God, and can’t avoid it! What can I do abou it? I feel like shit!

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ November 5th, 2007

Dios: “Amaréis, pues, al extranjero; porque extranjeros fuisteis en la tierra de Egipto. A Jehová tu Dios temerás, a él solo servirás, a él seguirás, y por su nombre jurarás.” (Deuteronomy 10:19-10).

Jesus: “Amad a vuestros enemigos, bendecid a los que os maldicen, haced bien a los que os aborrecen, y orad por los que os ultrajan y os persiguen; para que seáis hijos de vuestro Padre que está en los cielos, que hace salir su sol sobre malos y buenos, y que hace llover sobre justos e injustos. Porque si amáis a los que os aman, ¿qué recompensa tendréis? ¿No hacen también lo mismo los publicanos?
Y si saludáis a vuestros hermanos solamente, ¿qué hacéis de más? ¿No hacen también así los gentiles? Sed, pues, vosotros perfectos, como vuestro Padre que está en los cielos es perfecto.” (Matthew 5:44-48).

Solomon: “Cuando los caminos del hombre son agradables a Jehová, Aun a sus enemigos hace estar en paz con él.” (Proverbs 16:7).

Paul: “Si es posible, en cuanto dependa de vosotros, estad en paz con todos los hombres. No os venguéis vosotros mismos, amados míos, sino dejad lugar a la ira de Dios; porque escrito está: Mía es la venganza, yo pagaré, dice el Señor. Así que, si tu enemigo tuviere hambre, dale de comer; si tuviere sed, dale de beber; pues haciendo esto, ascuas de fuego amontonarás sobre su cabeza. No seas vencido de lo malo, sino vence con el bien el mal.” (Romans 12:18-21).

John: “El que dice que está en la luz, y aborrece a su hermano, está todavía en tinieblas. El que ama a su hermano, permanece en la luz, y en él no hay tropiezo.
Pero el que aborrece a su hermano está en tinieblas, y anda en tinieblas, y no sabe a dónde va, porque las tinieblas le han cegado los ojos.” (1John 2:9-11)

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ November 5th, 2007

God says: “…you are to love those who are foreigners (European, latin people, musulman, asian, african), for you yourselves were foreigners in North America in the beginning. Fear the LORD your God and serve him. Hold fast to him and take your oaths in his name. (Deuteronomy 10:19-20).

Jesus says: “Love your enemies (European, latin people, musulman, asian, african) and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that?
And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.” (Matthew 5:44).

Solomon says: “When a man’s ways are pleasing to the LORD, he makes even his enemies live at peace with him.” (Proverbs 16:7).

Paul says: “If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone.
Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord. On the contrary: “If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head.” Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.” (Romans 12:18-21).

John says: “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. Whoever loves his brother lives in the light, and there is nothing in him to make him stumble. But whoever hates his brother is in the darkness and walks around in the darkness; he does not know where he is going, because the darkness has blinded him.” (1 John 2:9-11).

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, Lie, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Religion based, Worship satan, @ October 25th, 2007

I’m a pagan and to pick impress a girl i told her that i worshiped sex (which is true) of all the things i could have said, apparently she got scared and felt pressured to kiss me (not my intention) the next day. that was 3 years ago and i need to know what you think!

help!

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Blasphemy, Embarrassing, General, Questioning God, Religion based, Sex, Stupidity, @ October 22nd, 2007

La pornografía es tan degradante y vulgar… parte de la presuposición de que las mujeres son sólo objetos sexuales… y realmente perjudica nuestra relación con ellas. Hace que nos cueste tener una relación respetuosa con ellas. Por más que aparentemos respetuosidad social hacia las mujeres, en el fondo sabemos que mientras seamos adictos a las pornografías, las veremos como simples objetos sexuales y de entretenimiento descartable (porque mientras no las respetemos y las amemos de verdad como personas, sentiremos repulsión luego de que hayamos saciado nuestro impulso sexual, un vacío muy similar al que se siente luego de una noche de borrachera o dragadicción, o cualquier vicio). No se trata sólo de “mientras no hagas mal a nadie, hazlo”, es un mal en sí mismo. Así como es un mal comprar productos robados (en forma directa, yo no hago mal a nadie, pero indirectamente hay un principio elemental: hay gente que roba para vender, porque hay quienes compran lo robado). Hay producciones de pornografías, porque hay gente como yo que consume. Ya no quiero consumir más.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Blasphemy, Fight, General, Hate, Prejudice, @ October 19th, 2007

De echo soy nuevo en mi escuela la primera semana no le hable a nadie, por eso de analizarlos a todos.A la siguiente semana empeze a socialisar en menos de unos 3 dias me uni al grupo de los mas fuertes y mas peleoneros.Despues pase al grupo de los inteligentes, por que los maestros me pasaron enfrente con la mas lista de la clase y por buena o mala suerte le gane,esa semana no me hablo, pero los demas me empezaron a ver interesante,en cuanto a deportes tambien le gane al mejor su grupo me empezo a seguir pronto tuve control total de mi salon,si decia algo era correcto.Esto me da una sensacion de poder enorme.Pero la sociedad esta llena que llena de los demas los fuertes y peleoneros buscan a los inteligentes y viceversa , lo que tambien se da en el caso de los mas atleticos.Analizando todo eh llegado a una conclusion toda la gente sin querer o inconsientemente manipula a los demas … pero yo reconozco lo que hago y lo que intentare o hacer jamas. Simplemente gracias por darme opurtunidad de expresar mis problemas.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Blasphemy, Covetousness, Divorce, Fight, General, Hacking, Hate, Ilegal software, Incest, Love, Murder, Roadkill, Vandalism, @ October 15th, 2007

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Angel silver angel Confessed on  Adultery, Blasphemy, Gay, Lie, Love, @ October 15th, 2007

me gusta mi mejor amigo y le veo el culo cada vez que puedo

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, Forbidden Fetish, Gay, General, Gluttony, Lechery, Love, Masturbation, Prejudice, Sex, @ October 14th, 2007

Pues eso, soy un disciplinado practicante de la autochupacion, algunos prefieren decirle felacion autoimplementada, pero yo estoy comodo con lo que hago, aunque claro, no en sentido literal, en realidad, la espalda me molesta un poco a veces……

Saludos.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Blasphemy, Covetousness, Love, @ October 13th, 2007

I played a girl, made her fall in love with me. And now i’ve lost her and feel like crap.