Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Envy, Anger, Lie, Didnt forgive, Fraud, Hacking, Ignoring privacy, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

I lied to my girlfriend that I’m divorced when I’m actually only separated. Then I hacked into her email and got jealous that she likes to sleep over at her guy friends’ places. So I went and had sex with my ex-girlfriend, who knows I’m only separated, and kept seeing the current gf. Then I dumped the current gf telling her that she’s an attention seeking whore.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Anger, Love, Lie, Lose of faith, Didnt forgive, @ July 10th, 2008

My girlfriend of two months cheated on me. I told her I forgave her but ended up sleeping with two other girls and having another girlfriend on the side to get even.

… Thing is, now I am tempted to dump her.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Didnt forgive, @ July 10th, 2008

I do not forgive.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Pride, Envy, Anger, Covetousness, Gluttony, Lechery, Sloth, Murder, Love, Treason, Assault, Lie, Lose of faith, Death, Didnt forgive, Abuse, Religion based, Hate, Prejudice, Roadkill, Animal abuse, Children abuse, Fight, Violence, Masturbation, Gay, Rape, Fraud, Questioning God, Vandalism, Forbidden Fetish, Stupidity, Hacking, Burglary, Ilegal software, Drugs, Dealing and selling drugs, Being a country singer, Pimping, Prostitution, Pedophile, Worship satan, Being a bum, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Making someone Uncomfortable, Embarrassing, Incest, Bribe, Peeing in someones yard, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Divorce, Marriage, Ignoring privacy, Genocide, Blasphemy, General, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Pride, Envy, Anger, Covetousness, Gluttony, Lechery, Sloth, Murder, Love, Treason, Assault, Lie, Lose of faith, Death, Didnt forgive, Abuse, Religion based, Hate, Prejudice, Roadkill, Animal abuse, Children abuse, Fight, Violence, Masturbation, Gay, Rape, Fraud, Questioning God, Vandalism, Forbidden Fetish, Stupidity, Hacking, Burglary, Ilegal software, Drugs, Dealing and selling drugs, Being a country singer, Pimping, Prostitution, Pedophile, Worship satan, Being a bum, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Making someone Uncomfortable, Embarrassing, Incest, Bribe, Peeing in someones yard, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Divorce, Marriage, Ignoring privacy, Genocide, Blasphemy, General, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

I can’t say. The world would blow up.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Anger, Didnt forgive, Hate, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

After having my heart broken, I went into a huge rut of depression. To get over it, I did the same thing (or what I thought was the same thing) to others. Led them on, slept with them and then brushed them off. It didn’t help me get over what I was feeling, all it did was deepen it. I’m such an asshole.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Envy, Anger, Covetousness, Gluttony, Lechery, Sloth, Murder, Love, Treason, Assault, Lie, Lose of faith, Death, Didnt forgive, Abuse, Religion based, Hate, Prejudice, Roadkill, Animal abuse, Children abuse, Fight, Violence, Masturbation, Gay, Rape, Fraud, Vandalism, Forbidden Fetish, Stupidity, Hacking, Burglary, Ilegal software, Drugs, Dealing and selling drugs, Being a country singer, Pimping, Prostitution, Pedophile, Worship satan, Being a bum, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Making someone Uncomfortable, Embarrassing, Incest, Bribe, Peeing in someones yard, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Divorce, Marriage, Ignoring privacy, Genocide, Blasphemy, General, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Pride, Envy, Anger, Covetousness, Gluttony, Lechery, Sloth, Murder, Love, Treason, Assault, Lie, Lose of faith, Death, Didnt forgive, Abuse, Religion based, Hate, Prejudice, Roadkill, Animal abuse, Children abuse, Fight, Violence, Masturbation, Gay, Rape, Fraud, Questioning God, Vandalism, Forbidden Fetish, Stupidity, Hacking, Burglary, Ilegal software, Drugs, Dealing and selling drugs, Being a country singer, Pimping, Prostitution, Pedophile, Worship satan, Being a bum, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Making someone Uncomfortable, Embarrassing, Incest, Bribe, Peeing in someones yard, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Divorce, Marriage, Ignoring privacy, Genocide, Blasphemy, General, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

I did everything anybody hare said they did

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Anger, Assault, Didnt forgive, Abuse, Children abuse, Violence, Masturbation, Questioning God, Vandalism, Burglary, Ilegal software, Drugs, Dealing and selling drugs, Being a bum, Peeing in someones yard, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

Premarital sex, fighting, not loving thy neighbour

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Didnt forgive, Animal abuse, Masturbation, Gay, Ilegal software, Incest, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Blasphemy, @ July 10th, 2008

Was drunk, will be drunk again.

Once painted a network of crucifixes so that they represented a swastika.

Didn’t forgive Smuckers for making Mint Jelly, but did forgive Reiser for killing his wife.

Totally supports having sex before the wedding, especially JUST before the wedding with multiple people.

Illegal software is the only software.

Incest is hot especially if it’s gay.

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