I was watching a porn video clip on xtube, and i saw a hairy muscled and stashed guy sits on a HUGE dildo which goes ALL OF IT inside his ass

I wonder if this thing hurts? or even does a damage to his colon and his internal digestive system?

i was watching the expression on his face, and he was in pain

so why this stupid hairy guy is doing this to himself?

what’s the point?

I really want to fuck my sister. She’s got big tits and always wears shirts that show them off. So at night i go into her room while she’s sleeping, lift her shirt and bra up over her tits and jerk off until i unload either on her tits or on her face. Cleaning it up can be tricky though.

Also, in the morning i always pull my covers off and when she wakes up she walks by. I sleep nude and i always have an erection in the morning so i make sure she see’s just how big and thick my dick is. My hope is that she’ll be horny one morning and decide to start sucking my cock as i’m waking up.

i have a small dick, and i like guys with small dicks, those guys with big dicks never turn me on at all.

is this normal?

I wear girls underwear, and i love it.

I also want to buy a skirt, a dildo, a butt plug, and other kinky toys.

I tried sucking cock the other day for the firsst time, and i liked it.

I envy girls and love piss ^^

is it ok to insert a large cucumber inside my ass?
i always do this to get excited, but i’m afraid it would hurt my anus in the future

some of my friends do the same, but with different objects (carrots, eggplants ..etc) and they say it won’t cause any problem

dear assholes out there,,

i need you feedback based on your experience

thank you

i always stick my dick between two pillows and masturbate by moving my dick!

when i finish and CUM, i put the pillows back on bed (with the cum over them) and put my head on them and go to sleep!

and sometimes, when i’m hungry, i lick my own cum off the pillow

Im no gay but I enjoy dressing female underware to masturbate.

I always visit warez site and download pirated software and cracks and keygens, and I don’t feel guilty at all

my moto in life is:

grab as much as you can get from these programs, and do not pay a Dollar!

microsoft, adobe, symantec, vmware, and alot more …

please forgive me for using your products free of charge

i do have money, and i ‘n not a poor person, but i don’t like to pay money fpr buying software.

is it ok?

I forgive myself.

whenever i make love to my wife (yes, I am loyal to her) , and while I’m on top of her (and my dick is inside her sweet and silky vagina) she grasps my buttocks with mer hands and squeeze my cheeks which drive me crazy.

but then, she inserts her finger inside my anus!

I don’t like it when she does this to me, and i told her several times to stop it

my anus is mine, it’s my private thing, and no one is allowed to tamper with it.

but she keeps doing it again and again

what to do with this bitch?

any help would be appreciated

Thank you all

I don’t like uncut men, i hate their foreskin

but I do like circumcised men because it looks better and clean

few months ago, i saw a co-worker playing with himself at the office (he didn’t notice that i was watching him) , since that day, i started thinking about him a lot, even dreaming about him

i wish i would have sex with him

I did stuff im not proud of when i was young. I molested some people that i cared about and i forever feel that i will be doomed to hell for that. Please forgive me for everything i did. I am deeply sorry for everything.

my boss told me – in a non direct way – that he wants to get inside my briefs

I’m not gay, actually I’m a married man with two kids, but i don’t mind going with my boss, and letting him have a – quick fix – and explore my body, assuming that I would take precautions not to get any kind of disease aka STD.

at the end, I could get a lot of benefits from this affair

should I go with him? or not ?

I once fucked a kitten and she was in pain during the fuck period, she was saying

mew mew
mew mew
waaw waaw

i swear i could see tears coming out of her eyes

I have a fetish of peeing in the elevators

i press a stop button and pee with joy and excitement

i keep a toothless mouse inside my underwear next to my dick, the feeling of this little mouse rubbing my cock and balls drives me crazy and make me cum

later i take the mouse out of my briefs and wash him

Lately, I’ve been having lustfull fellings about my momma. I usually masturbate thinking of her, and I like it…

I confess that I have a life.

and a job.
and better things to do with my time.

Quite sad, isn’t it?

estoy muy arrepentido deje que mi novia abortara

my little secret!
I have a fetish for my wife’s panties . I like to jerk off watching
pornos . I use my wife’s clean silk pantie to jerk off with while
smelling a pair of her soiled panties . Just before I come i flip the
crotch of the clean pantie over my cock head & cum in the cotton
lined gusset ! Great – no clean up . Now this is when my little secret
starts . I put that wet cum stained pantie back in her Clean draw . The
next day she unknowingly puts on that cum stained pantie . My wife never
wears CLEAN PANTIES . She has been wearing my cum next to her cunt for
the last 5 years ! She would be pissed to find out ! She once caught me
smelling her soiled pantie . She got so mad she started hiding her
soiled panties on me . Well guess what ? I have found all of her hiding
places . I sometimes put some of her soiled panties back in her so
called “CLEAN DRAW”. It becomes a challenge to see how many times I can
get her to wear the same cum stained [ by me ] soiled [ by her ] pantie
. I think her record with the same dirty pantie is 6 times ! I even have
a hidden clean pair in bed with us. In the middle of the night I
sometimes get up – go to the bathroom – put on her soiled pair over my
head so that I can smell her soiled crotch & jerk off in the crotch
of the the clean pantie . Or better yet – when we have sex & she
falls asleep – I use that pantie to to clean OUR come off my cock . She
will get to wear this special pantie sometime . On laundry day she puts
the clean panties on top in her draw . I rotate the stock [ I have a
reserve of hidden soiled panties that I have stollen from her hiding
spot ] on top of the clean ones . This way I make sure she has always a
soiled pair to unknowingly put on ! [ very thoughtful of me ] Then the
challenge begins again to start cumming in those clean panties . I
always make sure my WIFE NEVER WEARS A CLEAN PANTIE . This is my little
secret & it turns me on very much to share this with someone else

I post pictures of me having sex with younger girls (15 and 16) online for my friends to see. They don’t deserve it but i treat them like whores and i only cover my face in the pictures. I’m 25.

i’ve done many bad things, and i’m repentant, i hope than you escueseme! thanks

i love inserting carrots up my ass, then eating them without washing them first.

i noticed some pimples and ulcers in mouth last night

is this the reason?

i’m afraid to go to the doctor, they might put me psychiatric hospital

I get erection when I see cats doing it in the street, I even once came in my pants, and i had to go home to change my underwear.

Sometimes, I even dream about cats doing it, and when i wake up i find a lot of sperm in my shorts

I’m single, never had sex with a woman before, but I do masturbate occasionally to relieve the tension in my balls.

Thank you all,,,

Every tag i wrote. Im watching porn right now.

I fucked a spanish boy and he was crying because he was in pain, but I didn’t care, he begged me to stop, but I didn’t stop till I ejaculated inside him
I paid him well, more than what i promised him, and he left

but later I felt guilty

I once fucked a rabbit.

I heart Microsoft

I have a shoe fetish. Anytime I go to the store I can’t resist looking at the shoes. But that’s not all I do. I stick my dick in them and then jack off. I really can’t help it. I try to stay away from shoe stores, but sometimes when I’m at the mall I can’t help but go in the store.

I always put napkins in the shoes first and clean up any “leftovers” that may be inside. But I can’t help but feel bad for the next person that puts their foot inside.

I lost my virginity to a girl that was a lot drunker than I was. After she threw up, we made out. We didn’t use protection but she took a morning after pill. The next day, she wanted to make sure I understood it was a one-time thing because she was on the rebound.