i had fake my cv
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50 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
i had fake my cv
50 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
all hail me!
I feel sleepy now, and i want to go to bed
Me olvide de poner las “;” al final de todas las sentencias en el proyecto de mi examen, espero san google me perdone
72 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
sdd
When guys dump me I use everything I know about them (1st names, jobs, locations, hobbies, background etc) to impersonate them on internet forums for $h!t like furries (people who get off on pretending to be anthropomorphic, often retardedly rainbow-colored animals) and people who F*** life-size dolls. The A-hole NY I-banker who stole my virginity? Has the soul of a winged purple otter prince who likes it up the @$$ from hung foxes. The needled**k engineer who broke up w/me the week before Xmas? Has a whole harem of japanese realdolls & had a big fat sobbing pu$$y crisis requiring much (((hugs))) b/c a flesh&blood woman spoke to him in the grocery store. But he told me I was fat when I’m like 5′5 120# so he deserves it & then some. I spend way way too much time on it & it’s starting to interfere w/my real life but it’s just so much F***ing FUN!!!!!! If I ever find a hot, REAL man who’s faithful & true I’ll stop, I promise.
28 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
i’ve done many bad things, and i’m repentant, i hope than you escueseme! thanks
100 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I don’t know if it’s going to last.
This is a test. I did not do anything mentioned in this message.
35.71 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
When I was in college, I dated a girl who I quickly lost interest in. She was always worried that I would become interested in or sleep with someone else. The regular discussions of this topic was one of the major reasons I lost interest. I stuck it out a bit longer than I should have, but I finally said “I want to stop seeing you.”
A couple days later, she called me and said “How come I haven’t heard from you?” I said, “Because we broke up.” She said, “No we didn’t.” I said, “Yes, we did.” After a bit of calm back and forth about this, I broke up with her again.
A few days later, she called again and we had essentially the same conversation, though this time I was a bit firmer that we are really broken up. “I don’t want to see you anymore” was one of the things I said, which seemed very clear.
A week goes by, and she calls again, and it’s the same story. So I told her, “Look, I have told you several times I want to break up, but you don’t seem to be able to hear it. So - I slept with someone else.”
This was a lie, but it worked. I never heard from her again.
100 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness