Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 10th, 2008

I did everything anybody hare said they did

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Embarrassing, Ignoring privacy, Masturbation, @ July 10th, 2008

I came in a co-worker’s lotion jar,

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Ignoring privacy, @ February 27th, 2008

me gusta chupar los traseros

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ November 24th, 2007

yo voté por Chavez

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ November 5th, 2007

Dios: “Amaréis, pues, al extranjero; porque extranjeros fuisteis en la tierra de Egipto. A Jehová tu Dios temerás, a él solo servirás, a él seguirás, y por su nombre jurarás.” (Deuteronomy 10:19-10).

Jesus: “Amad a vuestros enemigos, bendecid a los que os maldicen, haced bien a los que os aborrecen, y orad por los que os ultrajan y os persiguen; para que seáis hijos de vuestro Padre que está en los cielos, que hace salir su sol sobre malos y buenos, y que hace llover sobre justos e injustos. Porque si amáis a los que os aman, ¿qué recompensa tendréis? ¿No hacen también lo mismo los publicanos?
Y si saludáis a vuestros hermanos solamente, ¿qué hacéis de más? ¿No hacen también así los gentiles? Sed, pues, vosotros perfectos, como vuestro Padre que está en los cielos es perfecto.” (Matthew 5:44-48).

Solomon: “Cuando los caminos del hombre son agradables a Jehová, Aun a sus enemigos hace estar en paz con él.” (Proverbs 16:7).

Paul: “Si es posible, en cuanto dependa de vosotros, estad en paz con todos los hombres. No os venguéis vosotros mismos, amados míos, sino dejad lugar a la ira de Dios; porque escrito está: Mía es la venganza, yo pagaré, dice el Señor. Así que, si tu enemigo tuviere hambre, dale de comer; si tuviere sed, dale de beber; pues haciendo esto, ascuas de fuego amontonarás sobre su cabeza. No seas vencido de lo malo, sino vence con el bien el mal.” (Romans 12:18-21).

John: “El que dice que está en la luz, y aborrece a su hermano, está todavía en tinieblas. El que ama a su hermano, permanece en la luz, y en él no hay tropiezo.
Pero el que aborrece a su hermano está en tinieblas, y anda en tinieblas, y no sabe a dónde va, porque las tinieblas le han cegado los ojos.” (1John 2:9-11)

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ November 5th, 2007

God says: “…you are to love those who are foreigners (European, latin people, musulman, asian, african), for you yourselves were foreigners in North America in the beginning. Fear the LORD your God and serve him. Hold fast to him and take your oaths in his name. (Deuteronomy 10:19-20).

Jesus says: “Love your enemies (European, latin people, musulman, asian, african) and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that?
And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.” (Matthew 5:44).

Solomon says: “When a man’s ways are pleasing to the LORD, he makes even his enemies live at peace with him.” (Proverbs 16:7).

Paul says: “If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone.
Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord. On the contrary: “If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head.” Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.” (Romans 12:18-21).

John says: “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. Whoever loves his brother lives in the light, and there is nothing in him to make him stumble. But whoever hates his brother is in the darkness and walks around in the darkness; he does not know where he is going, because the darkness has blinded him.” (1 John 2:9-11).

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Didnt forgive, Drugs, Embarrassing, General, Ignoring privacy, Masturbation, Questioning God, Religion based, Sex, @ October 16th, 2007

Más allá de las justificaciones, racionalizaciones o excusas… al menos en mi caso personal, me hace muy mal esta práctica de la masturbación. No lo hago pensando en alguien, o en situaciones eróticas, ni nada por el estilo, simplemente lo hago por el simple y superfluo placer de par de segundos que me produce la eyaculación. El tema es que luego de la eyaculación, estoy muy mal, digo.. me siento sucio, un asco, además no me puedo concentrar bien para trabajar, estudiar o hacer alguna actividad social, además de quedarme con mucha fatiga física y mental. Y esta sensación de “culpa” o suciedad o incapacidad de hacer bien las cosas me dura durante varias horas, a veces, dias…. No digo que simplemente me quiero deshacer de esa sensación fea, sino que quisiera abandonar del todo esta prácitca que en mi caso es insaluble. No sé si se puede catalogar como adicción, porque no lo hago todos los días. Como dije… lo hize después de varias semanas de no haberlo hecho. Quízás un promedio de tres veces bimestrales o algo así. Si se tratara del consumo de droga, sería una adicción aunque sea con esta frecuencia no tan seguida… así que me supongo que lo mío también es un tipo de adicción. Que se yo. Además no se lo pude contar a mi terapeuta porque es una mujer. Qué me dicen ustedes? o si hay algún especialista en el tema, quisiera algún consejo o método para dejar del todo esta práctica.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ October 12th, 2007

I’m God

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Embarrassing, Ignoring privacy, Lie, Masturbation, Sex, @ October 9th, 2007

Me tomé fotos de mi ver… (pene) y se me olvidó borrarla de mi compu, mi esposa las vió y ahora estoy muy apenado por ese suceso, no se como hacer que se me olvide lo que hice.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Ignoring privacy, @ October 9th, 2007

No puedo resistir mirar el celular de mi novio, es un amor, pero no deja de ser hombre, y eso me aterra, tengo miedo de que me engañe y me haga sufrir, y que yo me encabrone y lo haga temblar, no hay nada peor que una mujer despechada, con cuernos y que sepa donde te duele el puñal no?

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ October 8th, 2007

From the deeplest HELL to your mind!!

Death is every where

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Being a country singer, Blasphemy, Burglary, Death, Didnt forgive, Envy, Fight, Fraud, Gay, General, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Lie, Making someone Uncomfortable, Peeing in someones yard, Prejudice, Pride, Questioning God, Religion based, Sloth, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Worship satan, @ October 8th, 2007

I am a completely sinner and i enjoy it.

Forgive me, please!!! (if it’s possible without contrition)

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Burglary, Children abuse, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Drugs, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Genocide, Gluttony, Hate, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Lie, Making someone Uncomfortable, Masturbation, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Questioning God, Rape, Sex, Sloth, Stealing, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ October 8th, 2007

My sins are adultery, rape, pederasty, bestiality, murder, extreme violnes, gluttony, I drink, take drugs, I like beating nuns, masturbating inside churches, sodomizing all kind of furry pets… anyway, I beg god to give me more time to keep on doing this, but I have AIDS.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ September 21st, 2007

Its yom kipur and i need to ask forgiveness from everybody, Please forgive me. I’ve been bad. I’ve treated alot of people badly over the years and i’d like to be forgiven today.

Please forgive me ya’ll.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Worship satan, @ July 31st, 2007

I hate a person on this site called me, she thinks she’s a smart person, she’s alcoholic, she’s a fat bitch kissing and fucking everybody, I’m sure I’m not the only one that hates her! We should do an anti Chloe association to preserve the future from things like it

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 19th, 2007

If you feel that you without forgiveness, read this link, is a prophecy directly from God…
Si te sientes sin perdon, lee esto, es una profecia directamente de Dios…

http://www.prophecy.org/0867pro.htm            English

http://www.profecia.org/sp-0867pro.htm         Español

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ May 23rd, 2007

sorry for all my faults…

goodbye, world…

Devil me Confessed on  Embarrassing, Forbidden Fetish, General, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Religion based, Sex, @ April 15th, 2007

I feel bad about going sexually further with my BF

I know God is looking down on me…

Devil me Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Fight, General, Hate, Ignoring privacy, Making someone Uncomfortable, Pedophile, Pride, Prostitution, Stupidity, @ March 12th, 2007

I Report Abuse

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Embarrassing, Ignoring privacy, Making someone Uncomfortable, Stupidity, @ January 19th, 2007

One afternoon after lunch I was sitting in my cube and felt something stuffy up my nose.  I picked; it was a sizable, round, and mushy booger.  So out of my love for projectile physics, I sent it flying violently over the cubical wall, into the walkway.  That’s where I thought it would land.
Unfortunately due to the high density, aerodynamics, and skillful aim, the booger made it across the walkway into the shipping and handling guy’s cube, who had been talking continuously on the phone.  I know it hit because two seconds after the launch, I heard him digress suddenly with an expressive:  “What the FUCK is this!”

I know it is not nice when one gets hit with a booger, and I’m really sorry.  But at that time I couldn’t stop laughing.  His natural reaction to such an unfathomable occurrence was absolutely priceless.

Devil MissCollar Confessed on  Anger, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Didnt forgive, Embarrassing, Envy, Forbidden Fetish, General, Gluttony, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Masturbation, Questioning God, Religion based, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ January 1st, 2007

I ask why do we believe in god or any other spirit of that nature and i dont like the most of all is all of religion, we are afraid to believe that we can’t explain things we need to find answer but i say why not wonder and accept that fact we can know everything! also just to add to that since its related why? do we hate different sooooo much can’t we embrace it instead of killing it?

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ December 1st, 2006

when i found out i had aids in 2003, i was FURIOUS, i felt everyone should suffer. So i delibratly cut myself and threw my blood on people, i would screw any walking thing i saw, man or women

then i found out about a man named god, and now im a priest at one of the most respected churches of Iraq, “St.Lalijama Osamabaloo of Atheists”

I ask god for my forgivness and now i ask forgiveness for those i spread StD’s to

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Being a bum, Being drunk, Children abuse, Dealing and selling drugs, Drugs, General, Ignoring privacy, Lie, Making someone Uncomfortable, Pride, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Violence, @ November 13th, 2006

I went to a party on Friday night where all we did was sit around a table and smoke cones – my mum asked if any of the parents were doing it – I lied…

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Anger, Being a bum, Dealing and selling drugs, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, General, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Pride, Sex, Spilling a drink, Stupidity, Violence, @ November 9th, 2006

Is it wrong to date your friends ex?

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Embarrassing, Fight, General, Hate, Ignoring privacy, Lie, Love, Religion based, @ October 2nd, 2006

hey sweety sorry 3la kolshe 3mlto sorry 3shan bt3′awash m3ek sorry 3shane b7bek sorry 3shan bkrhek sorry l2ne mt2sef sorry l2ne kzabet sory l2ne day2tek o a7rjtek o m7afaztesh 3la 7′ososyateko aham eshe sorry l2no dene msh 3la denek

sorry

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Anger, Didnt forgive, Envy, General, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Lie, Lose of faith, Making someone Uncomfortable, Masturbation, Peeing in someones yard, Questioning God, Religion based, Stealing, Stupidity, Vandalism, Violence, @ October 1st, 2006

I’m very strange man, I’m too shay.

I’m alone in this world, and my friends are not truly friends.

I hate happiness and I hate sadness.

I have very good hart  and I’m manipulate people  for my  interest.

I’m addicted to cigarettes and to coffee  and I’m obsessive for money.

It’s almost 7 years I have only bad luck.

Sometimes I think that god hates me.

And now I know that life it’s very strange thin and I’m hope that I will be some day in paradise.

My paradise is HOME.

Sorry God for my chooses and sorry for my life

.G.

Devil rodeo5 Confessed on  Ignoring privacy, @ September 29th, 2006

I forgive you for always keeping the apartment a wreck. Something must be going on in your life that you can’t keep it clean but I’m way too respective of you to ask why you can’t get off your lazy bum and clean.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Children abuse, Ignoring privacy, Pedophile, @ September 26th, 2006

i walk everyday the only problem is there is an old man (50-60?) who lives right next to the path leading to the park… i catch him numerous times peeking over the fence when i walk past… this is not innocent – he is a sick man he doesnt stop lookng untill i am out of his site. i have given him the finger before and once told him he was queer. this concerns me because young children go to this park… i am unsure as of what to do. his antics make me uncomfortable – he may be a perve but i feel he is harmless… afterall, he is only looking over the fence – he has never spoken to me. if i tell my parents they will tell me to stop visiting this park. i am 16 – what should i do?

Angel truemuffinman Confessed on  Being a bum, Embarrassing, Fraud, General, Ignoring privacy, Lie, Questioning God, Religion based, Stupidity, @ September 20th, 2006

Or, at least, I created it.

I made the email iamgodyoumortals@hotmail.com and posted it on a public forum, as a joke. (The Hotmail was for a joke, too: HOTmail? Like the devil?) My only thoughts were: Not a single person in the world could believe this.

Even if they did, they’ll quickly come to their senses after looking at my title (Admin changed it to “Class Clown”.) , signature (Admin made it “^The above text is probably satire^”), or avatar (I use my New Numa avvie that’s on here). Well, needless to say (This is a confession, after all, right?), some person emailed it and believed me. They confessed all of their sins to me, and I, still KNOWING that no person could be this stupid, gave them the benefit of the doubt and replied, “It’s okay. You have been forgived. Eat lot’s of muffins!”. Well, they replied back, and said, “OH! THANK YOU GOD! THANK YOU!”. I realized now that he wasn’t playing, and he really thought it was God. I couldn’t tell him then, because it would break his heart, but I was wondering if I can still get forgiveness?

Devil idontbelieveyou Confessed on  General, Ignoring privacy, Stealing, @ September 18th, 2006

I was having my period when I was at your house. I did not have a pad so I stole one of yours, but I looked in all of your cupboards because I didn’t find them at first. I was having cramps and I was suffering. I didn’t tell anyone.

I had a heck of a good time.

Before I was able to steal one of your pads, I was afraid I would get blood on your bedspread.

But I didn’t.