I lied to my girlfriend that I’m divorced when I’m actually only separated. Then I hacked into her email and got jealous that she likes to sleep over at her guy friends’ places. So I went and had sex with my ex-girlfriend, who knows I’m only separated, and kept seeing the current gf. Then I dumped the current gf telling her that she’s an attention seeking whore.
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I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?†So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!†but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.
I can’t say. The world would blow up.
Confession confession
I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.
I did everything anybody hare said they did
I came in a co-worker’s lotion jar,
yo voté por Chavez
Dios: “Amaréis, pues, al extranjero; porque extranjeros fuisteis en la tierra de Egipto. A Jehová tu Dios temerás, a él solo servirás, a él seguirás, y por su nombre jurarás.†(Deuteronomy 10:19-10).
Jesus: “Amad a vuestros enemigos, bendecid a los que os maldicen, haced bien a los que os aborrecen, y orad por los que os ultrajan y os persiguen; para que seáis hijos de vuestro Padre que está en los cielos, que hace salir su sol sobre malos y buenos, y que hace llover sobre justos e injustos. Porque si amáis a los que os aman, ¿qué recompensa tendréis? ¿No hacen también lo mismo los publicanos?
Y si saludáis a vuestros hermanos solamente, ¿qué hacéis de más? ¿No hacen también asàlos gentiles? Sed, pues, vosotros perfectos, como vuestro Padre que está en los cielos es perfecto.†(Matthew 5:44-48).
Solomon: “Cuando los caminos del hombre son agradables a Jehová, Aun a sus enemigos hace estar en paz con él.†(Proverbs 16:7).
Paul: “Si es posible, en cuanto dependa de vosotros, estad en paz con todos los hombres. No os venguéis vosotros mismos, amados mÃÂos, sino dejad lugar a la ira de Dios; porque escrito está: MÃÂa es la venganza, yo pagaré, dice el Señor. Asàque, si tu enemigo tuviere hambre, dale de comer; si tuviere sed, dale de beber; pues haciendo esto, ascuas de fuego amontonarás sobre su cabeza. No seas vencido de lo malo, sino vence con el bien el mal.†(Romans 12:18-21).
John: “El que dice que está en la luz, y aborrece a su hermano, está todavÃÂa en tinieblas. El que ama a su hermano, permanece en la luz, y en él no hay tropiezo.
Pero el que aborrece a su hermano está en tinieblas, y anda en tinieblas, y no sabe a dónde va, porque las tinieblas le han cegado los ojos.†(1John 2:9-11)
God says: “…you are to love those who are foreigners (European, latin people, musulman, asian, african), for you yourselves were foreigners in North America in the beginning. Fear the LORD your God and serve him. Hold fast to him and take your oaths in his name. (Deuteronomy 10:19-20).
Jesus says: “Love your enemies (European, latin people, musulman, asian, african) and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that?
And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.†(Matthew 5:44).
Solomon says: “When a man’s ways are pleasing to the LORD, he makes even his enemies live at peace with him.†(Proverbs 16:7).
Paul says: “If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone.
Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord. On the contrary: “If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head.” Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.†(Romans 12:18-21).
John says: “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. Whoever loves his brother lives in the light, and there is nothing in him to make him stumble. But whoever hates his brother is in the darkness and walks around in the darkness; he does not know where he is going, because the darkness has blinded him.†(1 John 2:9-11).
Más allá de las justificaciones, racionalizaciones o excusas… al menos en mi caso personal, me hace muy mal esta práctica de la masturbación. No lo hago pensando en alguien, o en situaciones eróticas, ni nada por el estilo, simplemente lo hago por el simple y superfluo placer de par de segundos que me produce la eyaculación. El tema es que luego de la eyaculación, estoy muy mal, digo.. me siento sucio, un asco, además no me puedo concentrar bien para trabajar, estudiar o hacer alguna actividad social, además de quedarme con mucha fatiga fÃÂsica y mental. Y esta sensación de “culpa” o suciedad o incapacidad de hacer bien las cosas me dura durante varias horas, a veces, dias…. No digo que simplemente me quiero deshacer de esa sensación fea, sino que quisiera abandonar del todo esta prácitca que en mi caso es insaluble. No sé si se puede catalogar como adicción, porque no lo hago todos los dÃÂas. Como dije… lo hize después de varias semanas de no haberlo hecho. QuÃÂzás un promedio de tres veces bimestrales o algo asÃÂ. Si se tratara del consumo de droga, serÃÂa una adicción aunque sea con esta frecuencia no tan seguida… asàque me supongo que lo mÃÂo también es un tipo de adicción. Que se yo. Además no se lo pude contar a mi terapeuta porque es una mujer. Qué me dicen ustedes? o si hay algún especialista en el tema, quisiera algún consejo o método para dejar del todo esta práctica.
I’m God
Me tomé fotos de mi ver… (pene) y se me olvidó borrarla de mi compu, mi esposa las vió y ahora estoy muy apenado por ese suceso, no se como hacer que se me olvide lo que hice.
No puedo resistir mirar el celular de mi novio, es un amor, pero no deja de ser hombre, y eso me aterra, tengo miedo de que me engañe y me haga sufrir, y que yo me encabrone y lo haga temblar, no hay nada peor que una mujer despechada, con cuernos y que sepa donde te duele el puñal no?
From the deeplest HELL to your mind!!
Death is every where
I am a completely sinner and i enjoy it.
Forgive me, please!!! (if it’s possible without contrition)
My sins are adultery, rape, pederasty, bestiality, murder, extreme violnes, gluttony, I drink, take drugs, I like beating nuns, masturbating inside churches, sodomizing all kind of furry pets… anyway, I beg god to give me more time to keep on doing this, but I have AIDS.
Its yom kipur and i need to ask forgiveness from everybody, Please forgive me. I’ve been bad. I’ve treated alot of people badly over the years and i’d like to be forgiven today.
Please forgive me ya’ll.
I hate a person on this site called me, she thinks she’s a smart person, she’s alcoholic, she’s a fat bitch kissing and fucking everybody, I’m sure I’m not the only one that hates her! We should do an anti Chloe association to preserve the future from things like it
If you feel that you without forgiveness, read this link, is a prophecy directly from God…
Si te sientes sin perdon, lee esto, es una profecia directamente de Dios…
http://www.prophecy.org/0867pro.htm           English
http://www.profecia.org/sp-0867pro.htm        Español
sorry for all my faults…
goodbye, world…
I feel bad about going sexually further with my BF
I know God is looking down on me…
I Report Abuse
One afternoon after lunch I was sitting in my cube and felt something stuffy up my nose. I picked; it was a sizable, round, and mushy booger. So out of my love for projectile physics, I sent it flying violently over the cubical wall, into the walkway. That’s where I thought it would land.
Unfortunately due to the high density, aerodynamics, and skillful aim, the booger made it across the walkway into the shipping and handling guy’s cube, who had been talking continuously on the phone. I know it hit because two seconds after the launch, I heard him digress suddenly with an expressive: “What the FUCK is this!”
I know it is not nice when one gets hit with a booger, and I’m really sorry. But at that time I couldn’t stop laughing. His natural reaction to such an unfathomable occurrence was absolutely priceless.
I ask why do we believe in god or any other spirit of that nature and i dont like the most of all is all of religion, we are afraid to believe that we can’t explain things we need to find answer but i say why not wonder and accept that fact we can know everything! also just to add to that since its related why? do we hate different sooooo much can’t we embrace it instead of killing it?
when i found out i had aids in 2003, i was FURIOUS, i felt everyone should suffer. So i delibratly cut myself and threw my blood on people, i would screw any walking thing i saw, man or women
then i found out about a man named god, and now im a priest at one of the most respected churches of Iraq, “St.Lalijama Osamabaloo of Atheists”
I ask god for my forgivness and now i ask forgiveness for those i spread StD’s to
I went to a party on Friday night where all we did was sit around a table and smoke cones – my mum asked if any of the parents were doing it – I lied…
Is it wrong to date your friends ex?
hey sweety sorry 3la kolshe 3mlto sorry 3shan bt3′awash m3ek sorry 3shane b7bek sorry 3shan bkrhek sorry l2ne mt2sef sorry l2ne kzabet sory l2ne day2tek o a7rjtek o m7afaztesh 3la 7′ososyateko aham eshe sorry l2no dene msh 3la denek
sorry





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