I pee on my nieghbors pick up truck late at night every chance I get,He’s an asshole
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100 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I pee on my nieghbors pick up truck late at night every chance I get,He’s an asshole
100 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
Me olvide de poner las “;” al final de todas las sentencias en el proyecto de mi examen, espero san google me perdone
72 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
tengo un enamorado y soy casada. me atrae el enamorado y he permitido flirteos. Hago mal?
35 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
i’ve done many bad things, and i’m repentant, i hope than you escueseme! thanks
100 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I post naked pictures of my with on line with her face showing.
10 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I am a high level executive at a mid-size company. My secretary has been screwing mother-in-law for the past year. I told my secretary that if she was going to keep on fucking around like that, I would have to pimp her out or I would fire her.
She was very reluctant to stop her affair with my mother-in-law, but her job was very important to her too as she has 5 kids. Eventually she decided to let me whore her out to the office.
This has been going on for almost a year now. She stopped screwing around with my mother-in-law 4 months ago, but the office is very happy with my secretary.
I finally decided that this was enough and called the whole thing off a few weeks ago. My secretary is still working for me, as I pay her quite well. But now, I feel that I should have never done this in the first place and cannot stand to see her everyday after what I did.
Am I a bad person?
55 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
This is a test. I did not do anything mentioned in this message.
35.71 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I’m a pimp of 4 girls and sometimes beat them. forgive me!
32 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.
48.72 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I can’t say. The world would blow up.
46 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness