I lost my virginity to a girl that was a lot drunker than I was. After she threw up, we made out. We didn’t use protection but she took a morning after pill. The next day, she wanted to make sure I understood it was a one-time thing because she was on the rebound.
85 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
This is a test. I did not do anything mentioned in this message.
40 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.
47.37 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I can’t say. The world would blow up.
46 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.
37.24 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I did everything anybody hare said they did 
10 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I deficated in this petite little asian girls mouth and made her swallow the entire dump. Later she started sucking my nuts and I then pissed upwards (boner) all over her face, she then started drinking. Then I killed her and put the body in my freezer. Still eating it…
35 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I raped my little sister.
21.76 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I confess that over the years, I still played with dolls, but that’s not the sin. I set them up in akward, obscene, explicit and live-pornographic situations.
67.14 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
Last night, I was with my girlfriend in the back seat of my car, doing all kind of lovemaking
Suddenly, and I don’t know from where did he come, a police officer showed up knocking on the car and asking us to get dressed and get the hell out of the car
we were terrified cause we’ve been busted, and the problem is that i don’t have a driving license, it was my dad’s car, and my girlfriend started crying
The police officer looked at us for a very long time, then said: I will let you both go under one condition, If you let me fuck you in front of your girlfriend
I was shocked, and refused, but he said that I’m already in a deep shit, and i better agree to what he offered
I was speechless, so I accepted what he offered and let him fuck me
When he finished, he told me to call him later so he will do things again to me.
I don’t know what to do, I’m terrified and I feel ashamed at myself
my girlfriend refuse to talk to me anymore
50 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
