I once fucked a rabbit.
(5) votes
10 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I once fucked a rabbit.
10 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
i found a dead squirrel and ate it
100 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
This is a test. I did not do anything mentioned in this message.
32.5 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
For killing that squarl on my way to work on monday.
55 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.
49.44 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I can’t say. The world would blow up.
32.5 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.
37.24 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
I did everything anybody hare said they did
10 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
yo voté por Chavez
23.5 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness
Dios: “Amaréis, pues, al extranjero; porque extranjeros fuisteis en la tierra de Egipto. A Jehová tu Dios temerás, a él solo servirás, a él seguirás, y por su nombre jurarás.†(Deuteronomy 10:19-10).
Jesus: “Amad a vuestros enemigos, bendecid a los que os maldicen, haced bien a los que os aborrecen, y orad por los que os ultrajan y os persiguen; para que seáis hijos de vuestro Padre que está en los cielos, que hace salir su sol sobre malos y buenos, y que hace llover sobre justos e injustos. Porque si amáis a los que os aman, ¿qué recompensa tendréis? ¿No hacen también lo mismo los publicanos?
Y si saludáis a vuestros hermanos solamente, ¿qué hacéis de más? ¿No hacen también asà los gentiles? Sed, pues, vosotros perfectos, como vuestro Padre que está en los cielos es perfecto.†(Matthew 5:44-48).
Solomon: “Cuando los caminos del hombre son agradables a Jehová, Aun a sus enemigos hace estar en paz con él.†(Proverbs 16:7).
Paul: “Si es posible, en cuanto dependa de vosotros, estad en paz con todos los hombres. No os venguéis vosotros mismos, amados mÃos, sino dejad lugar a la ira de Dios; porque escrito está: MÃa es la venganza, yo pagaré, dice el Señor. Asà que, si tu enemigo tuviere hambre, dale de comer; si tuviere sed, dale de beber; pues haciendo esto, ascuas de fuego amontonarás sobre su cabeza. No seas vencido de lo malo, sino vence con el bien el mal.†(Romans 12:18-21).
John: “El que dice que está en la luz, y aborrece a su hermano, está todavÃa en tinieblas. El que ama a su hermano, permanece en la luz, y en él no hay tropiezo.
Pero el que aborrece a su hermano está en tinieblas, y anda en tinieblas, y no sabe a dónde va, porque las tinieblas le han cegado los ojos.†(1John 2:9-11)
46 % Thought this confession deserves forgiveness