Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Spilling a drink, @ July 10th, 2008

I spilt mah drank

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Spilling a drink, @ July 10th, 2008

When I spilt my drink on you, it was no accident. Get the fucking picture, bitch.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Spilling a drink, @ July 10th, 2008

spiller a beer.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Spilling a drink, @ July 10th, 2008

since i started working for my apartment i’ve been using my key to the roof! (not allowed) to lay in the sun and take pictures.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Pride, Love, Lie, Religion based, Prejudice, Violence, Masturbation, Questioning God, Stupidity, Ilegal software, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Blasphemy, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

Confession confession

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Envy, Anger, Covetousness, Gluttony, Lechery, Sloth, Murder, Love, Treason, Assault, Lie, Lose of faith, Death, Didnt forgive, Abuse, Religion based, Hate, Prejudice, Roadkill, Animal abuse, Children abuse, Fight, Violence, Masturbation, Gay, Rape, Fraud, Vandalism, Forbidden Fetish, Stupidity, Hacking, Burglary, Ilegal software, Drugs, Dealing and selling drugs, Being a country singer, Pimping, Prostitution, Pedophile, Worship satan, Being a bum, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Making someone Uncomfortable, Embarrassing, Incest, Bribe, Peeing in someones yard, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Divorce, Marriage, Ignoring privacy, Genocide, Blasphemy, General, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Pride, Envy, Anger, Covetousness, Gluttony, Lechery, Sloth, Murder, Love, Treason, Assault, Lie, Lose of faith, Death, Didnt forgive, Abuse, Religion based, Hate, Prejudice, Roadkill, Animal abuse, Children abuse, Fight, Violence, Masturbation, Gay, Rape, Fraud, Questioning God, Vandalism, Forbidden Fetish, Stupidity, Hacking, Burglary, Ilegal software, Drugs, Dealing and selling drugs, Being a country singer, Pimping, Prostitution, Pedophile, Worship satan, Being a bum, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Making someone Uncomfortable, Embarrassing, Incest, Bribe, Peeing in someones yard, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Divorce, Marriage, Ignoring privacy, Genocide, Blasphemy, General, Sex, @ July 10th, 2008

I did everything anybody hare said they did

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Vandalism, Stupidity, Spilling a drink, Making someone Uncomfortable, Embarrassing, Being drunk, General, @ July 10th, 2008

I was at a formal party where my friend’s friends and family were attending. I had a few too many drinks and according to friends, blacked out by the middle of the night. Somewhere in that time period, I had 10+ drinks, harassed my friend’s boyfriend and brother, danced with her boyfriend’s parents in a not so nice way, threw up on a friend’s expensive shoes, threw up everywhere in the bathroom, threw up in my friend’s car and had to get helped home by 3 friends. Somehow my friends talked the bartender out of calling 911, the caterers called her the next day and got bitched at for what I did. I got a nasty 24-hour hangover and 2 weeks worth of regret with a long list of people to apologize to.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Prostitution, Spilling a drink, @ March 13th, 2008

i spilled my dads beer in my mouth

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Pride, Envy, Anger, Covetousness, Gluttony, Lechery, Sloth, Murder, Love, Treason, Assault, Lie, Lose of faith, Death, Didnt forgive, Abuse, Religion based, Hate, Prejudice, Roadkill, Animal abuse, Children abuse, Fight, Violence, Masturbation, Gay, Rape, Fraud, Questioning God, Vandalism, Forbidden Fetish, Stupidity, Hacking, Burglary, Ilegal software, Drugs, Dealing and selling drugs, Being a country singer, Pimping, Prostitution, Pedophile, Worship satan, Being a bum, Stealing, Spilling a drink, Making someone Uncomfortable, Embarrassing, Incest, Bribe, Peeing in someones yard, Being drunk, Having sex befor the wedding, Divorce, Marriage, Ignoring privacy, Genocide, Blasphemy, General, Sex, @ November 24th, 2007

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