Confession confession
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Loading ...I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.
(30 votes, average: 3.63 out of 10) Loading ...I did everything anybody hare said they did 
(9 votes, average: 1.00 out of 10) Loading ...I confess that for many years, starting just about when I was 3 years old I flipped the TV channel and found these two people having uncensored sex. I wanted to stay on the channel, but my brother, younger, changed it because he was not interested. Several years later, when I was in kindergarten to grade 2, I secretly watched porn videos on TV in the early morning and got so close to getting in trouble. There was many years after that, that at the end of elementary, I started looking up porn/hentai, watching porn/hentai, writing porn, and cybering, on the internet. I even got a virus because of that, and I got into huge trouble and vowed never to do it again. I did it again. From that time to a few years later, to today, I’ve been watching more porn/hentai, cybering, and now, masturbating! I masturbated so frequently, it was like once every day, every week. It couldn’t be healthy (I heard it sort of oils your joints, and I don’t want my doctor finding this out) so I tried to stop, but no luck. I kept doing it, and eventually I quit a day, but did it again the next day. I might have been doing it today, actually, even though maybe I was trying to conceal it by scratching. I’ve been doing so many methods to forgive myself and forget about everything that happens and start fresh, which is unhighly possible because I knew it would haunt me. This all started out so innocently, but now it’s just a huge negative cloud, and I’m lost in it! I had enough, and I figured that the best way to start fresh without actually wiping my memory or committing suicide was to shout it out loud, but in this case, I’m typing it. I really don’t want anyone I know to find this all out, but at least I can talk to strangers, even if anonymously. I have more confessions to make, one of my ex best friends, that I made in grade k, I went over to her house, and she showed me this abandoned bird nest with an egg inside. I could tell it was very precious to her. She was wondering if the mother would ever come back. When she was elsewhere, I got greedy and stole the egg to put into my carrying bag. On the way back into the house, it broke in my hand so I washed it off and sort of lie-confessed to her. I told her the egg accidently fell out of the nest. She knew I was lying. It didn’t help either when I called her a biotch in high school. I also confess to greedily ripping off a friend that is my best friend today, and she probably doesn’t even know about it. I saw she had a really pretty ring, filled with jewels, and I thought it was real, which it might have been, maybe, but it could have been a really precious gift, or expensive, but I tricked her into trading it to me. In return I gave her this cheap looking gold colored blastic ring, that I said was a real gold ring. My grandmother told me to return it, but I didn’t. Instead, even though I was horrible at scheming, I decided to use this ring in my plot against my new arch nemesis at school. It went horribly wrong and my arch nemesis got to keep the ring (now that I think about it, I was probably just jealous of her), and that left me totally akward, and my friend totally clueless. Another confession is that I started looking for magic in wicca and stuff like that because I was interested in that, and made many friends with the same interests of becoming cute girly magicky girls. At my elementary, I met a new friend. We played on many websites together, and on one of them, her much older brother played too. I insulted him or said stupid random things, and all of a sudden, her parents and family hates me, and I’m totally excommunicated. We exchange occasional greetings now and then because we are both best friends with another girl we know. Another confession is that I got so deep into this magic stuff that my belief for the Lord was getting vague and I found myself thinking I could manipulate the elements to save me in situations instead of praying to the Lord. I had to do something about this. I decided to find a loophole in which I could still be faithful to the Lord and find magic, but maybe a more girly fluttery magick that’s not harmful or durasticly changing, or if it is durasticly changing, then it would have to be some way that God allows it (because in my religion, manipulating nature and having a specific kind of contact with the spiritual world), but I’m not sure. I am currently still questing for that perfect, allowed magical experience. A confession I have is that I have the bad habbit of swearing a lot, really badly. I want to get all of this out of my system. I want to move on with my life, be forgivin by God, and forgive myself for all these horrible sins I committed, and probably others that I don’t remember, and if I do, I’ll post them also.
(3 votes, average: 6.33 out of 10) Loading ...yo voté por Chavez
(21 votes, average: 2.29 out of 10) Loading ...Dios: “Amaréis, pues, al extranjero; porque extranjeros fuisteis en la tierra de Egipto. A Jehová tu Dios temerás, a él solo servirás, a él seguirás, y por su nombre jurarás.†(Deuteronomy 10:19-10).
Jesus: “Amad a vuestros enemigos, bendecid a los que os maldicen, haced bien a los que os aborrecen, y orad por los que os ultrajan y os persiguen; para que seáis hijos de vuestro Padre que está en los cielos, que hace salir su sol sobre malos y buenos, y que hace llover sobre justos e injustos. Porque si amáis a los que os aman, ¿qué recompensa tendréis? ¿No hacen también lo mismo los publicanos?
Y si saludáis a vuestros hermanos solamente, ¿qué hacéis de más? ¿No hacen también asàlos gentiles? Sed, pues, vosotros perfectos, como vuestro Padre que está en los cielos es perfecto.†(Matthew 5:44-48).
Solomon: “Cuando los caminos del hombre son agradables a Jehová, Aun a sus enemigos hace estar en paz con él.†(Proverbs 16:7).
Paul: “Si es posible, en cuanto dependa de vosotros, estad en paz con todos los hombres. No os venguéis vosotros mismos, amados mÃÂos, sino dejad lugar a la ira de Dios; porque escrito está: MÃÂa es la venganza, yo pagaré, dice el Señor. Asàque, si tu enemigo tuviere hambre, dale de comer; si tuviere sed, dale de beber; pues haciendo esto, ascuas de fuego amontonarás sobre su cabeza. No seas vencido de lo malo, sino vence con el bien el mal.†(Romans 12:18-21).
John: “El que dice que está en la luz, y aborrece a su hermano, está todavÃÂa en tinieblas. El que ama a su hermano, permanece en la luz, y en él no hay tropiezo.
Pero el que aborrece a su hermano está en tinieblas, y anda en tinieblas, y no sabe a dónde va, porque las tinieblas le han cegado los ojos.†(1John 2:9-11)
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 10) Loading ...God says: “…you are to love those who are foreigners (European, latin people, musulman, asian, african), for you yourselves were foreigners in North America in the beginning. Fear the LORD your God and serve him. Hold fast to him and take your oaths in his name. (Deuteronomy 10:19-20).
Jesus says: “Love your enemies (European, latin people, musulman, asian, african) and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that?
And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.†(Matthew 5:44).
Solomon says: “When a man’s ways are pleasing to the LORD, he makes even his enemies live at peace with him.†(Proverbs 16:7).
Paul says: “If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone.
Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord. On the contrary: “If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head.” Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.†(Romans 12:18-21).
John says: “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. Whoever loves his brother lives in the light, and there is nothing in him to make him stumble. But whoever hates his brother is in the darkness and walks around in the darkness; he does not know where he is going, because the darkness has blinded him.†(1 John 2:9-11).
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 10) Loading ...Si… he robado una idea y concebàtusecreto.es…
Y no me dá cargo de conciencia 
(2 votes, average: 5.50 out of 10) Loading ...I work in a place where auditing is not performed, and it seems that everybody is stealing something or taking bribe without thinking about morality or whether it’s against religion
I’m afraid that I would end up doing like the others, any help?
(3 votes, average: 10.00 out of 10) Loading ...I’m God
(17 votes, average: 3.41 out of 10) Loading ...From the deeplest HELL to your mind!!
Death is every where
(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 10) Loading ...I am a completely sinner and i enjoy it.
Forgive me, please!!! (if it’s possible without contrition)
(27 votes, average: 5.78 out of 10) Loading ...My sins are adultery, rape, pederasty, bestiality, murder, extreme violnes, gluttony, I drink, take drugs, I like beating nuns, masturbating inside churches, sodomizing all kind of furry pets… anyway, I beg god to give me more time to keep on doing this, but I have AIDS.
(20 votes, average: 3.35 out of 10) Loading ...Its yom kipur and i need to ask forgiveness from everybody, Please forgive me. I’ve been bad. I’ve treated alot of people badly over the years and i’d like to be forgiven today.
Please forgive me ya’ll.
(11 votes, average: 7.91 out of 10) Loading ...it was about a year ago, I stole two puppies, one of them, i fucked it in the ass, and i teared its anus open, so I crucified him and let it bleed to death, the thing survived about an hour… The second thing, was beaten for about anything it did, for the fun i was burning his genitals and the rest of the body with a metal bar, That one lived for a week, before I smashed it against the wall because I was sick of him whimpering like a fagot, after that I threw the two bodies in my neighbor’s lawn, because they where normally his pups, and went to buy pizza with some friends laughing about my exploits!
(9 votes, average: 6.00 out of 10) Loading ...I hate a person on this site called me, she thinks she’s a smart person, she’s alcoholic, she’s a fat bitch kissing and fucking everybody, I’m sure I’m not the only one that hates her! We should do an anti Chloe association to preserve the future from things like it
(14 votes, average: 6.36 out of 10) Loading ...If you feel that you without forgiveness, read this link, is a prophecy directly from God…
Si te sientes sin perdon, lee esto, es una profecia directamente de Dios…
http://www.prophecy.org/0867pro.htm           English
http://www.profecia.org/sp-0867pro.htm        Español
(8 votes, average: 5.88 out of 10) Loading ...sorry for all my faults…
goodbye, world…
(18 votes, average: 6.44 out of 10) Loading ...you called me out of the classrooom
to tell me you were ‘very impressed’ with my work
when all I did was cut and paste…
(8 votes, average: 1.63 out of 10) Loading ...Side note, this is directed at a completely different meth head than my previous confession… in case anyone reads both.
I shouldn’t have believed you. I should have known you were really the one who pawned my PS2. I should have seen how sick you had gotten. I should have done more that night you had a seizure and quit breathing… twice. I should have tried to get you to rehab or a hospital instead of letting the party go on like it didn’t happen. I shouldn’t have let you beat the shit out of someone for me. I wish I could have stopped all those things. I shouldn’t have fallen for you so hard like I did. I should have known you had sunk so far as to shoot it up.
I should have been able to help you.
I’m sorry I didn’t do anything to stop you.
I’m so sorry that when you get out of jail this time I don’t think I can spend as much time with you.
I’m sorry you went to jail instead of rehab. I know how much you’ve been in jail and I know it won’t slow you down at all. I miss you, the you that watched cartoons with me, threw pillows at me, hung out and chain smoked with me. I want that you back when you get out of jail.
I’m so sorry about the fact that if the you I know doesn’t come out of there, if you come out being shady again, stealing from your friends again, having a seizure on my couch again… I dont think I can ever see you again.
(6 votes, average: 7.17 out of 10) Loading ...there is this boy
for over a year now we been hooking up yada yada
and he told me he feels the same
WHEN HE WAS SOBER
and i want to be with him
but he is going away
and it makes me want to cry
we will all miss him
and i dont know why, but for alot of this time i have felt as though i am falling head over heels in love with this child,
but i dont want to get hurt
but its inevitable right?
HE IS A GOOD KISSER AI HEHEH????
(13 votes, average: 7.92 out of 10) Loading ...sometimes i just get the irresistable want to steal something. not that i really need it, i do have enough money…
i stole the following in my life:
- chocolate (5x)
- pen (1x)
- syrup (1x)
- organizer (1x)
- sweetener (1x)
- notebook (1x)
- newspaper (1x)
- drinking glass (1x)
sometimes i just need to. and i never pick valuable things. forgiveable?
(14 votes, average: 7.07 out of 10) Loading ...me and my boyfriend made plans to meet up
he then blew me off for someone else
i was angry and upset
so i assumed that it meant the relationship was over
a few hours later i was at a friends house, very drunk, keep in mind and he showed up
i pretty much said i didnt want a relationship all about sex and alcohol
and he told me to fuck off
i assumed this meant it was really over
so he left and i started gettin rather comfy with a nice boy
within a few hours i was pashing the guy
and i ended up spending the night with him at my mates
i feel like a ho for doing this, do i deserve forgiveness?
(11 votes, average: 7.45 out of 10) Loading ...I ask why do we believe in god or any other spirit of that nature and i dont like the most of all is all of religion, we are afraid to believe that we can’t explain things we need to find answer but i say why not wonder and accept that fact we can know everything! also just to add to that since its related why? do we hate different sooooo much can’t we embrace it instead of killing it?
(10 votes, average: 7.30 out of 10) Loading ...when i found out i had aids in 2003, i was FURIOUS, i felt everyone should suffer. So i delibratly cut myself and threw my blood on people, i would screw any walking thing i saw, man or women
then i found out about a man named god, and now im a priest at one of the most respected churches of Iraq, “St.Lalijama Osamabaloo of Atheists”
I ask god for my forgivness and now i ask forgiveness for those i spread StD’s to
(60 votes, average: 2.72 out of 10) Loading ...bad date
long meeting
boring party
in-laws
Jehovah’s Witnesses
the assh*** car dealer
my boss
my wife
my girlfriend
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 10) Loading ...I went to a party on Friday night where all we did was sit around a table and smoke cones – my mum asked if any of the parents were doing it – I lied…
(1 votes, average: 8.00 out of 10) Loading ...I’m very strange man, I’m too shay.
I’m alone in this world, and my friends are not truly friends.
I hate happiness and I hate sadness.
I have very good hart  and I’m manipulate people  for my  interest.
I’m addicted to cigarettes and to coffee  and I’m obsessive for money.
It’s almost 7 years I have only bad luck.
Sometimes I think that god hates me.
And now I know that life it’s very strange thin and I’m hope that I will be some day in paradise.
My paradise is HOME.
Sorry God for my chooses and sorry for my life
.G.
(19 votes, average: 7.21 out of 10) Loading ...Yeah so I quit doing drugs (DXM, Vicodin, and pot) 3 weeks ago right….
I also have gotten drunk in a month. Everyone is so proud of me.
Now I just steal all the time. I never shoplifted, ever, until 2 weeks ago.
I’ve also taken to vandalizing government property.
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