Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Anger, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Drugs, Fraud, Gay, Ignoring privacy, Masturbation, Prostitution, Religion based, Sex, Sloth, Stupidity, Vandalism, Violence, @ December 20th, 2009

I’ve taken a puff of marijuana and some hashish
I masturbate. I drink whenever I can.
I like a guy to sleep each night you make love.
I envy my friends that have boyfriends and I do not.
Tion that we do have a boyfriend and sex.
I HAVE to masturbate to 3 types I have put off BY THE WEB CAM.
MIND AND consistently lie.
snuff

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ December 3rd, 2009

I’m sorry…. kinda.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Treason, Vandalism, @ September 1st, 2009

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Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Vandalism, @ July 12th, 2009

I use a super soaker to spray the handle of his car with piss

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Adultery, Stupidity, Vandalism, Violence, @ June 3rd, 2009

Hola

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Vandalism, @ May 27th, 2009

soy loca

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ April 15th, 2009

我要对自己的身体好一些！

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Animal abuse, Sex, Vandalism, @ December 21st, 2008

Primeiramente eu Thiago quero me confessar por que derrespeitei aos meus pais.
Vi coisas que não devia como pornográfia.
Fiz sexo coisa que não devia fazer por que sou uma criança ainda.
chinguei meus colegas.
Se mastubei.

E é só..

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Animal abuse, Sex, Vandalism, @ December 21st, 2008

Primeiramente eu Thiago quero me confessar por que derrespeitei aos meus pais.
Vi coisas que não devia como pornográfia.
Fiz sexo coisa que não devia fazer por que sou uma criança ainda.
chinguei meus colegas.
Se mastubei.

E é só..

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Animal abuse, Sex, Vandalism, @ December 21st, 2008

Primeiramente eu Thiago derrespeitei aos meus pais.
Vi coisas que não devia como pornográfia.
Fiz sexo coisa que não devia fazer por que sou uma criança ainda.
chinguei meus colegas.
Se mastubei.

E é só..

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Fraud, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, @ October 28th, 2008

Me olvide de poner las “;” al final de todas las sentencias en el proyecto de mi examen, espero san google me perdone

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Being drunk, Burglary, Covetousness, Didnt forgive, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, General, Gluttony, Hate, Ignoring privacy, Incest, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Pimping, Pride, Sex, Stupidity, Vandalism, Worship satan, @ August 17th, 2008

i’ve done many bad things, and i’m repentant, i hope than you escueseme! thanks

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Hacking, Stupidity, Vandalism, @ August 16th, 2008

I have injected 500 school computers with my own virus.. And now all the pc’s are destroyed..

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Anger, Being a bum, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Dealing and selling drugs, Didnt forgive, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Forbidden Fetish, General, Gluttony, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Masturbation, Peeing in someones yard, Prejudice, Prostitution, Questioning God, Sex, Spilling a drink, Stupidity, Vandalism, Worship satan, @ August 10th, 2008

Every tag i wrote. Im watching porn right now.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Vandalism, @ July 28th, 2008

kill the mouse

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Vandalism, @ July 21st, 2008

A woman COMPLETELY stole a parking space my wife was waiting for…while my wife went shopping, I went back out to the parking lot and let air out of the woman’s tire. Not enough to strand her, but enough that it will be a pain in the ass later.

What do you think?

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 11th, 2008

This is a test. I did not do anything mentioned in this message.

Devil ufopilot Confessed on  Embarrassing, Vandalism, @ July 11th, 2008

I WANT A SWEDISH GIRLFRIEND. IS IT BAD THING? I WANNA GET MARRY A NICE SWEDISH GIRL. I WISH…

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Vandalism, @ July 11th, 2008

I thrown a paint glass to the policeman in the street

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 10th, 2008

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 10th, 2008

I can’t say. The world would blow up.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  General, Vandalism, @ July 10th, 2008

Once, when i was walking down the street, i threw a whole bunch of sushi on some really nice dudes car.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Vandalism, @ July 10th, 2008

I pooped on my neighbors front porch and his dog ate it.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Prostitution, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 10th, 2008

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord’s name in vain against this man who didn’t give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn’t do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn’t tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn’t pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister’s home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor’s yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn’t talk normally. I asked God, “what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?” So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on “Jeopardy!” but I couldn’t get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ July 10th, 2008

I did everything anybody hare said they did

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Assault, Being a bum, Being drunk, Burglary, Children abuse, Dealing and selling drugs, Didnt forgive, Drugs, Having sex befor the wedding, Ilegal software, Masturbation, Peeing in someones yard, Questioning God, Sex, Vandalism, Violence, @ July 10th, 2008

Premarital sex, fighting, not loving thy neighbour

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Being drunk, Embarrassing, General, Making someone Uncomfortable, Spilling a drink, Stupidity, Vandalism, @ July 10th, 2008

I was at a formal party where my friend’s friends and family were attending. I had a few too many drinks and according to friends, blacked out by the middle of the night. Somewhere in that time period, I had 10+ drinks, harassed my friend’s boyfriend and brother, danced with her boyfriend’s parents in a not so nice way, threw up on a friend’s expensive shoes, threw up everywhere in the bathroom, threw up in my friend’s car and had to get helped home by 3 friends. Somehow my friends talked the bartender out of calling 911, the caterers called her the next day and got bitched at for what I did. I got a nasty 24-hour hangover and 2 weeks worth of regret with a long list of people to apologize to.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  General, Lie, Making someone Uncomfortable, Stupidity, Vandalism, @ March 14th, 2008

I confess to lieing to my parents, as well as picking my pimples on my face and body. I don’t want to have permanent marks on my body! I try hard but I can’t stop. Please God, help me! (just so you know, I put vandalism for my face and body) I need forgiveness, so then I can forgive myself.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, General, Hate, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Making someone Uncomfortable, Masturbation, Questioning God, Religion based, Stealing, Stupidity, Vandalism, @ March 14th, 2008

I confess that for many years, starting just about when I was 3 years old I flipped the TV channel and found these two people having uncensored sex. I wanted to stay on the channel, but my brother, younger, changed it because he was not interested. Several years later, when I was in kindergarten to grade 2, I secretly watched porn videos on TV in the early morning and got so close to getting in trouble. There was many years after that, that at the end of elementary, I started looking up porn/hentai, watching porn/hentai, writing porn, and cybering, on the internet. I even got a virus because of that, and I got into huge trouble and vowed never to do it again. I did it again. From that time to a few years later, to today, I’ve been watching more porn/hentai, cybering, and now, masturbating! I masturbated so frequently, it was like once every day, every week. It couldn’t be healthy (I heard it sort of oils your joints, and I don’t want my doctor finding this out) so I tried to stop, but no luck. I kept doing it, and eventually I quit a day, but did it again the next day. I might have been doing it today, actually, even though maybe I was trying to conceal it by scratching. I’ve been doing so many methods to forgive myself and forget about everything that happens and start fresh, which is unhighly possible because I knew it would haunt me. This all started out so innocently, but now it’s just a huge negative cloud, and I’m lost in it! I had enough, and I figured that the best way to start fresh without actually wiping my memory or committing suicide was to shout it out loud, but in this case, I’m typing it. I really don’t want anyone I know to find this all out, but at least I can talk to strangers, even if anonymously. I have more confessions to make, one of my ex best friends, that I made in grade k, I went over to her house, and she showed me this abandoned bird nest with an egg inside. I could tell it was very precious to her. She was wondering if the mother would ever come back. When she was elsewhere, I got greedy and stole the egg to put into my carrying bag. On the way back into the house, it broke in my hand so I washed it off and sort of lie-confessed to her. I told her the egg accidently fell out of the nest. She knew I was lying. It didn’t help either when I called her a biotch in high school. I also confess to greedily ripping off a friend that is my best friend today, and she probably doesn’t even know about it. I saw she had a really pretty ring, filled with jewels, and I thought it was real, which it might have been, maybe, but it could have been a really precious gift, or expensive, but I tricked her into trading it to me. In return I gave her this cheap looking gold colored blastic ring, that I said was a real gold ring. My grandmother told me to return it, but I didn’t. Instead, even though I was horrible at scheming, I decided to use this ring in my plot against my new arch nemesis at school. It went horribly wrong and my arch nemesis got to keep the ring (now that I think about it, I was probably just jealous of her), and that left me totally akward, and my friend totally clueless. Another confession is that I started looking for magic in wicca and stuff like that because I was interested in that, and made many friends with the same interests of becoming cute girly magicky girls. At my elementary, I met a new friend. We played on many websites together, and on one of them, her much older brother played too. I insulted him or said stupid random things, and all of a sudden, her parents and family hates me, and I’m totally excommunicated. We exchange occasional greetings now and then because we are both best friends with another girl we know. Another confession is that I got so deep into this magic stuff that my belief for the Lord was getting vague and I found myself thinking I could manipulate the elements to save me in situations instead of praying to the Lord. I had to do something about this. I decided to find a loophole in which I could still be faithful to the Lord and find magic, but maybe a more girly fluttery magick that’s not harmful or durasticly changing, or if it is durasticly changing, then it would have to be some way that God allows it (because in my religion, manipulating nature and having a specific kind of contact with the spiritual world), but I’m not sure. I am currently still questing for that perfect, allowed magical experience. A confession I have is that I have the bad habbit of swearing a lot, really badly. I want to get all of this out of my system. I want to move on with my life, be forgivin by God, and forgive myself for all these horrible sins I committed, and probably others that I don’t remember, and if I do, I’ll post them also.

Someone Anonymous Confessed on  Abuse, Adultery, Anger, Animal abuse, Assault, Being a bum, Being a country singer, Being drunk, Blasphemy, Bribe, Burglary, Children abuse, Covetousness, Dealing and selling drugs, Death, Didnt forgive, Divorce, Drugs, Embarrassing, Envy, Fight, Forbidden Fetish, Fraud, Gay, General, Genocide, Gluttony, Hacking, Hate, Having sex befor the wedding, Ignoring privacy, Ilegal software, Incest, Lechery, Lie, Lose of faith, Love, Making someone Uncomfortable, Marriage, Masturbation, Murder, Pedophile, Peeing in someones yard, Pimping, Prejudice, Pride, Prostitution, Questioning God, Rape, Religion based, Roadkill, Sex, Sloth, Spilling a drink, Stealing, Stupidity, Treason, Vandalism, Violence, Worship satan, @ November 24th, 2007

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