see when I met mr politician he was good looking unmarried but straight away it...

was "rich alert, rich hard alert, rick alert, I've been burnt before this sort of dirt". It did a few things to sort of try hard impress me but didn't work god knows nothing could after richard! then it started flirting fluffing envolopes under my chin and saying "well you should have .... bla bla bla" and giving compliments. head just kept saying "rich alert, rich hard alert, rick alert, I've been burnt before this sort of dirt". and so on.

By Anonymous on General,