"I swear it's true. Unfortunately I tend to get random erections and that includes at school. Because it's so big hiding it is hard when I'm hard. It also about 1.5 or even 2 inches thick if you were wondering. The most embarrassing thing to happen because of it was last year in P.E. class I was changing into my P.E. uniform so I took of my pants and shirt and I was only in boxers. I had a random election and when I sat down on a bench my dick and balls came out through the slit in the boxers. Everyone saw and I was frozen in fear while everyone stared at me. I quickly changed and pretend like nothing ever happened. If you were wondering it's not a big dick and small testicles, my balls are pretty big too. I'm sorry for the crude language but I couldn't think of any other words."