From reddit: I really hate working... I wish I could just give my bosses blowjobs or something instead of working
"I hear stories all the time about people sucking or fucking their bosses to get out of work. I wish I could find one that paid okay, and I could sit around and play on my phone all day, masturbate openly while at work, talk to guys on the phone, then at the end of the day just suck my bosses dick and go home. ..."