"17 fucking years. I’ve been married 17 fucking years. The most Ive gotten for Christmas is a bag of nuts. Literally.
No. Sorry. Last year it was a jar.
First. I dont expect presents. I’m a man I can buy what I want but for FFS don’t go to the gas station and buy a $2.99 bag of nuts and pass it off as a gift.
Every time it’s a game. A shee..."