From reddit: I go to gay bars to fish for compliments and attention after getting rejected all night by women.
"These girls sure know how make a guy feel like an undesirable lump of shit. Thanks for raising my self-esteem back up a couple points, bros.
Also, I appreciate you all pretending to be interested in the Celtics game. It was cute, and it means a lot. I hope I didn't hurt anyone's feelings when I declined the afterparty offer. You are good com..."