From reddit: Wherein I discuss my crappy marriage. Or rather, why I'm a bad husband.
"I've never cheated on my wife. But there are times when you really want to.
But this is not about those times.
This is about... another woman who is the sister-in-law of my best friend. We'll call her Rose.
Last time we discussed a woman much younger than me that I had a one-night crush on.
This time we'll talk about the time I met my soul-m..."