From reddit: I told my friend that I have committed a murder
"I haven't, to the best of my recollection, I just wanted to see what a person's reaction to hearing that would be
Afterwards I punched my friend in the ribs and said that if he mentions it again, I'll cut his ears off and make him eat them. He was crying
The thing is, I don't know where to go from here. I got the reaction, but hadn't planned fo..."