From reddit: This morning I shit myself while being drunk at a college friend uni room
"The title is the short story. Here is the long one:
We had a party and played some poker. I drunk a little too much. During a game, I got to bath to throw out, and it felt like I was throwing out my life. I spent a good 15 minutes there, during which the guardian came and broke the party.
I remember going out of bathroom and going to sleep, then ..."