From reddit: I listened to a stranger having sex with a prostitute in a hotel because I was too lazy and tired to move to somewhere where I couldn't hear them.
"I was on a class trip to New York a few months back, and we were all staying in this hotel. It was really late, but were all up because we didn't want to waste any trip time sleeping. I was sitting in a hotel hallway outside one of our rooms, chit chatting with a girl about our college and vacation plans and whatnot. I was sitting across from here,..."