From reddit: I envy the ascension of my Indian friend
"My friend was an 48 year old 5'2 bald indian janitor with a jaw deformity and he was having trouble finding a woman who wanted to be with him. Do you think he just sat around and complained about it all day? Fuck no. He improved himself and now he's a tall white handsome 20 year old guy and he can get any girl he wants...."