Last night, while taking my dog outside the house to pee, I standed up and peed myself too

It was nice, like two gentelmen pissing outdoors

the guy who lives next door saw us, and he came by, said hello, unzipped his trousers and peed next to us

now we were three persond, standing outside, peeing with pride

Till, that old bitchy woman who lives across the street saw us, that was the time she came out of her house crying and shouting at us

she even cursed us

i hate this old bitch, she’s a joy kill !