I know its wrong, but I just can't stop writing utter utter drivel. I write...
about 20 letters a day to all the people I stalk, I drive miles to post them so they don't know they are from me and I lick each envelope with my "lips". Chris Ryan once told me that its wrong to do, but when I asked Andy McNab, he said it was OK as long as I let his friends (hush hush) bivvy up in my back garden. I also send a lot of crap e-mails to people. I adore people from afar, even though I have never met them, but then I spoil it all by posting their names and addresses on the internet. I like to watch small boys playing on the beach in my Seaside Town while I take my crack and drink White Lightning and play my banjo. I also have ginger hair. Can anyone help? BB x
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