When I was in my mid 20’s, I wanted to be a pimp. I drove...

around the blade/hoe stroll in my 2010 S550 Mercedes(it was 2014😂) talking to prostitutes all day. They’re supposed to run, cross, the street, or stare at the ground or it means they want to be choose up(pay you money to pimp them) or they’re just out of pocket(behavior unbefitting of a well behaved prostitute) I seen a really pretty young one, and pulled over expecting her to do the hoe shuffle(get the fuck away from a pimp😂)Well she got right in my car, told me how abusive her pimp was, how tired she was(hoes often work 12+ hours straight until...

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