I repeatedly slap him in the ass. Perhaps I slap his ass so hard he...

can still feel it through his thick khakis, and with enough force that his thick, horn rimmed glasses fly off of his face and onto the ground, rendering him helpless. His only option is to fumble around on the ground like Velma from Scooby Doo whenever she loses her glasses. He picks up his glasses, staring at me in contempt. He skeeters off to his office and I hear a message being played through the prison intercom: ''all inmates except for inmate number five four seven, go back to your cells. Lunch hour is now over.'' I wait next to my...

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