I was very drunk and spread jelly on my d**k and

Was drunk, will be drunk again. Once painted a network of crucifixes

Was drunk, will be drunk again. Once painted a network of crucifixes so that they represented a swa...

I did everything anybody hare said they did :D

I did everything anybody hare said they did :D

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and...