One night, my current boyfriend and I were at his place, just relaxing like normal. We were both naked while he was giving me a delectable rub down with lotion. One thing lead to another and before long, we were commencing in epic sexy times. Eventually, he starts hitting it hard from the back, propped up on his elbows. After a while, he decides to rest his body weight on me, still pounding it. We both are getting hot and sweaty by now, so whenever he would shift around, my back would stick to his belly due to the sweat. (Gross, but it happens!) At one point he pulls up completely, adjusts himself, then lays back down. AS HE DOES, the loudest, most grotesque sounding body fart ( our sweaty skin coming together) is made. He tries to keep going like it didn't happen, but I on the other hand am dying with laughter. I was laughing so loud and hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. I tried to stop but I couldn't. He tries to shush me because his roommate is across the hall. He starts laughing at this point, which makes me laugh more. Before I know it, we're both on our backs in hysterical tears for about 10 minutes. It was such an awkward moment turned hilarious! Makes all the difference in the world if you have someone who will laugh with you at that kind of thing. Hope you guys got a laugh out

One night, my current boyfriend and I were at his place, just relaxing like normal. We were both naked while he was giving me a delectable rub down with lotion. One thing lead to another and before long, we were commencing in epic sexy times. Eventually, he starts hitting it hard from the back, propped up on his elbows. After a while, he decides to rest his body weight on me, still pounding it. We both are getting hot and sweaty by now, so whenever he would shift around, my back would stick to his belly due to the sweat. (Gross, but it happens!) At one point he pulls up completely, adjusts himself, then lays back down. AS HE DOES, the loudest, most grotesque sounding body fart ( our sweaty skin coming together) is made. He tries to keep going like it didn't happen, but I on the other hand am dying with laughter. I was laughing so loud and hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. I tried to stop but I couldn't. He tries to shush me because his roommate is across the hall. He starts laughing at this point, which makes me laugh more. Before I know it, we're both on our backs in hysterical tears for about 10 minutes. It was such an awkward moment turned hilarious! Makes all the difference in the world if you have someone who will laugh with you at that kind of thing. Hope you guys got a laugh out
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