Sorry Uncle Pennybags, Sorry Mr. Monopoly!

I wish i wasn't as intelligent as i am I wish i wasn't as intelligent as i am, because then i would have an excuse to drop out of college and have the one thing i long for more than anything in the world... a baby. x

I wish i wasn't as intelligent as i am I wish i wasn't as intelligent as i am, because then i would ...

So I went into the work bathroom to take off my shoe and pull up a sock that had gotten sucked into my tennis shoe. I come out of the stall and this woman gives me this horrified look when I just walk out. I go back into the bathroom about a half an hour later to blow my nose (I've got a bit of a cold at the moment) and taped to the ladies bathroom door and all the stall doors is a dire warning that 'WE MUST ALWAYS WASH OUR HANDS. AND THE REASONS WHY WE MUST WASH OUR HANDS ETC. ETC. SOMETHING SOMETHING HEP A!' BITCH. I know how and why we wash our hands. I'm not a goddamned five year old. I just pulled my sock up. You're not the fucking bathroom police.

So I went into the work bathroom to take off my shoe and pull up a sock that had gotten sucked into ...

MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TO TELL PEOPLE TO FOFF and my counselor/therapist told me to tell all the people who had never considered my needs and feelings over the years where to all F -off! so I did. Kristen said "I know you want to be liked and that is why it is hard for you but you will feel stronger for it".

MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TO TELL PEOPLE TO FOFF and my counselor/therapist told me to tell all the peopl...