I don’t know what the hell just happened. I just got back from a mini...

holiday. It’s Tuesday. I checked my email, nothing crazy. Tell me why there’s a walk through of our managing attorneys and there was ZERO notice? I am completely freaking out. We are a huge national company and these three divided up and handle the entire United States. They don’t live here. You would think that these people flying out here would warrant an email. None of us look homely today, per say, but I just saw one of us in what looks like a sweat suit. We can get away with a more laid back dress attire because no one important to the company actually sees us. Then my boss brings the Big 3 to my GD desk to introduce me and all that I do. I almost had a stroke. Do I look like a hobo? Is my desk straight? I had no damn clue in that moment. Then, one of these corporate gods got close. I got up to shake her hand and we ended up hugging. It wasn’t awkward, I think. We are cc’d on all the same emails and I’m forever looped in with all of her projects in the states that I handle. It seemed fluid and totally natural – she even smelled nice – but I still wanna vom. What if it was super terrible? What if my boss, who was standing there, thought it was upper inappropriate? I had one GD earbud in my ear and my phone was on the desk because I just took it out of my pocket to change the song. Dear sweet lord. Thank god I didn’t accidentally skip my perfume.

By Anonymous on General,