keep ya head down when there is a male or female witch around

I can’t believe that you had to whine that you didn’t know what to do with the package when a mail man came to drop it off and all the staff were out for lunch. That’s what happens when you get people to do everything for you that you lose the skill to do the most basic shit. The world doesn’t revolve around you!!!!! The city is on fire for fuck sakes.

I can’t believe that you had to whine that you didn’t know what to do with the package when a mail m...

Listen you son of a bitch. It’s 27 degrees in our office. I swear to god if you switch that air conditioning off once more I’m going to come over there and burst both of your breast implants with my pen! Here’s an idea – how about put some fucking clothes on?

Listen you son of a bitch. It’s 27 degrees in our office. I swear to god if you switch that air con...

I had internet friends but I had this crush who is in my school. I told my internet friends about him and one of them texted him. At that point I got really scared. I didn't want to tell my crush that I had internet friends. He might think that is weird. I lied to him and told him that I knew these people because of my old school. I really feel guilty. When I meant the internet friends I used to do this thing called roleplay. I would be a character from my book. Should I tell him? I don't like hIm anymore but should I still tell him?

I had internet friends but I had this crush who is in my school. I told my internet friends about hi...