which egg did you come from? oh, the rotten kind.
There's an older woman at work. She's really odd. Especially her hair. We nicknamed her Big Bird because well, her hairstyle resembles that of Big Bird. It kind of "wings out" in the back. Not only have I come up with the name of Big Bird for her, but coworkers and I do impressions of her. She also looks like that deep sea fish. The one who's eyes are always staring down and frowning. That's her. On the looks front, she wears this bright pink lipstick. It doesn't do anything for her. Her lips are dry. There's like this "puddle" of dryness on her lips that you almost just want to rip off. I can't help but look at it.