I hate how I no sooner eat breakfast and I want to go shit. like that is so annoying.

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the other night I made a coffee salted caramel pudding with a chocolate and espresso glaze sauce over it and I never heard a complaint I was expecting to. he hates more then me and mum and yet we are the fat ones. we eat most lunches only 1 slice of bread or fruit salads or fish or baked beans with cayanne pepper and cheese or pumpkin seed breads occassionally. I have not even opened my mix master and I have a bread hook and I want to make some home made bread, mum is very good at that sort of thing and christmas puddings and I am ok at macaroons and florentines and cream swans and making chocolate but I love jellies and fruit a lot. we eat oats and chai and apples for breakfast but my dad has to have 2 breakfast sittings first with his mushrooms and egg and whatever left overs and then he eats what I leave because I only ever allow myself 1/3 of a cup of oats and apple for break fast and then I have a lot of water and oats expend. we love egg burgers and horseradish or just fresh raddish from the garden and mint from our garden. I do look forward to my camomile tea with cider vinegar and medicated honey and lime or lemon juice and all my vitamins, I made made up these drinks and I made my dad drink a seaweed green shake the other day with chocolate coconut water. it was bloody awful as most green powders are, this one has ancient sea minerals, artichoke and this and that with mint and apple flavour.

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