Competitive best friend I have this best friend who's absolutely fucking competitive and lately it's pissed me right off. They think the sun shines for them and them only. Today they went on about their tattoos look cooler than mine when they only have 2 tattoos and one matches out of my four. They also told me I'm not allowed to get married before them or have kids before them. They reckon their life is way better than mine and always have to put me down. And it pisses me off when everyone thinks they're the older one because they act like a thot. I am. I was born first. Jfc. But at least I don't go around acting the way they do.