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Holy dump dog! - My dog just took a long shit on my wife's beautiful titties.

Holy dump dog! - My dog just took a long shit on my wife's beautiful titties.

Dear (blanklet) . . . I miss you so very much. I'm sorry for breaking up with u for the wrong reasons . .. I wish you knew how much I want and need you back. (Damn, I sound desperate). Anyway, I hope you actually listen to what I have to say to you on Monday. Oh ya, and i don't understand why u say "how do I know you really miss me, how do I know you won't break my heart again?" Ok ??? If I didn't miss you then why the hell would I try getting back with u? Why did it break my heart when me and u hugged the other day ?? I miss you.

Dear (blanklet) . . . I miss you so very much. I'm sorry for breaking up with u for the wrong reason...

Pregnancy lie I lied about being pregnant... my bf is so happy and we ARE GETTING MARRIED in a month...we told our parents and it was the hardest thing ever and since my bf leaves in 300 miles away he came all the way to where i live to give the big news...i feel so bad....we had unprotected s** that night and he came inside me... so i think theres chances of me really being pregnant but if not i really dont know what to do....

Pregnancy lie I lied about being pregnant... my bf is so happy and we ARE GETTING MARRIED in a mont...