Killed a Chicken

the one reason I don't feel guilty sending millions to prank call scammers trying to rip me off is having a haunted house and the fear and nightmare of a demon ghost that tried to kill me, kind of changes you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRLtUnvYpJk

the one reason I don't feel guilty sending millions to prank call scammers trying to rip me off is h...

Sex is sex ight? When I was only 3weeks into my marriage I went out on the piss with my bro in law after a day at the cricket, Last week end my wife didn't come home untill Sunday. I asked where she had been and she told me that she was with her new boss all weekend. I aske dwhat she had been doing with him and she told me she was fucking him we hit a few bars then a few nite clubs,, then i woke up beside some shella,,,,& fuck me she was as ugly as they came, her body was alright but her head was shocking.! To make matter even worse she invited him to our house on Monday night. She met him at the door introduced us and said that they would be useing our bedroom for the night. I could watch if I wanted to but I had to sleep in the guest room. It is getting very hard to take this. As I tried to sneak out of bed she woke up,,,,,grabbed me & started thanking me for the best sex she'd ever had & promised to keep it from my wife & be my sex slave,,,,,,so I lit a smoke & simply said--- suck me off so I can think,,,,,she did, & she was good, I took about 3 hours giving commands then about 3 months of anything I wanted lo

Sex is sex ight? When I was only 3weeks into my marriage I went out on the piss with my bro in law a...

woke up had a rough night in with rain and winds server and tried to use the jug to make a cuppa and the jug wouldn't work. finanally got it working and ate some porriage and fruit and then hung out in the bar and spa then made lunch for everyone just a quick one of sandwiches of ham, cheese and tomato and fruits and custard and crackers and pate, then shouted at the bar for drinks at the party downstairs and others were slaving it out in the garden party with a few streemers i let them wrap themselves in and having a barbie for dinner. so if you live near by come on over for a snag and beef burger and watch them girlies in the spa eating donuts and cream.

woke up had a rough night in with rain and winds server and tried to use the jug to make a cuppa and...