Let's get this straight: It was your wife who sucked my dick in the Red Lobster parking lot. It was your wife who fucked me in her truck 3 dozen times before taking me home to fuck me at your house. It was your wife who was all proud and bragging that she was in an open marriage and fucked whomever she wanted to. It was your wife who let me do disgusting things to her and wanted more. It was your wife who fucked me and then came home to you for oral sex. It was your wife who got dick everywhere she could and never told you. It was your wife that was far cheaper than whoring around, but not as good at sex. It was your wife who stole money from your back account to spend on other men.