Few minutes ago, I went to the men's room to take

Few minutes ago, I went to the men's room to take a leak, I took the leftmost urinal (It's a habit), and I was enjoying a very hot and "jetty" piss when that donkey (a co-worker) came, and to my surprise, left all these urinals and standed next to the urinal next to mine My pee suddenly stopped (It's my inner Alarm system) and I looked at this stupid guy and told him: Are you gay? he looked at me, and said: No, I'm not So, i replied: Then why would you stand next to me, leaving all other urinals? Are you interested to look at my dick? he could not say a word, but all what he did was to move to another urinal far away from me stupid fag!