my friends are assholes One of my closest friends is an asshole, lets just put it at that. When they want something, they ask me ever so nicely, and me being the person I am, I'm much too afraid to say no, so I just do what they want. Yet, when I need something, or a small favor done, they stick up their noses and say something along the lines of "Why? It's not like you do anything for me." Like, I do so many things for you, and now you won't even help me once?? My other friend is not as selfish as the first. I help them, they help me. Simple as that. However, they are better, but not that much better. They come from a rich family, and have a large house, much larger than my own. They basically have all the new technology. If a new iPhone comes out, they have it, while I'm stuck with an older Samsung. Yes, I'm grateful I even have a phone, but I wouldn't mind so much if they didn't act so spoiled. They have a super expensive laptop that was given to her just last week and when I asked them about the price, they were like "It was only $****! Can you believe it?! It's so cheap! I can't believe my mom bought me something as bad as this." (Yes, her parents bought it for her). I just wanted to punch them so badly because while they're complaining about an amazing laptop, I only have a **** brand that I've kept in good condition for the past two years. She also refuses to do any housework. Whenever I go over, her place is a mess, and she tells me to do clean her house up because apparently 'she doesn't want to ruin her skin'. And I actually do it because I can't stand how dirty her place is. There's one thing in common with my two close friends though. Gifts. I know I shouldn't make such a big deal out of this, but I've known the two since elementary school to now. And not once have they ever gotten me a gift for Christmas, or my birthday, despite being friends for more than a decade. I've gotten them gifts ever since I've met them back in Grade 2, and the one time I didn't they were like "Wow! [Name], you didn't buy us stuff for Christmas?! You're such an asshole." Why am I even friends with them?! Well, I have one thing to say to you guys. Fuck you.