middle-aged professor, I have spent all my money on weed (until I get paid on Friday), which means that tomorrow I don’t have enough money to take the subway both ways, so I will have to jump over the turnstile coming home from giving my lecture.

middle-aged professor, I have spent all my money on weed (until I get paid on Friday), which means that tomorrow I don’t have enough money to take the subway both ways, so I will have to jump over the turnstile coming home from giving my lecture.
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