been out and got wasted drunk again.

Im an australian and what shoves me off about it is the lies about equality and fairness. Im an australian and what do I look like? the me of is all those fluckin new zlardedars over here and thinking they can b racist to us! frk those holes they can go hollow to they're peeps! They're a bunch of pukey homos stealing our homes and who can go get stuffed! Dam f*** wits.

Im an australian and what shoves me off about it is the lies about equality and fairness. Im an aust...

Wiffy tells a fantasy So the wiffy and I were watching the show Marco Polo on Netflix. It was an episode where in it the vice regent got pegged by his lover. I first saw her nak*d and was like aw yeah. Then she got behind him and I said oh s***. My wife said, "You should let me do that." I chuckled and said, "Yeah right." She said, "You wouldn't let me?" I said, "You being serious?" She said, "Yeah. Why not? I have a strapehon." She is/was bisexual before we got together. To my knowledge she hasn't done anything since we got together but even if she did, I wouldn't mind. So I made a deal I didn't think she would agree to. I said, "I'll let you do me if I can do you afterwards." She said, "Ok deal. You first or me?" I said, "I do you first." She let me f*** her in her ass last night and I'm about to get off work and she said she would be waiting for me tonight.

Wiffy tells a fantasy So the wiffy and I were watching the show Marco Polo on Netflix. It was an epi...

Want to be parent? Don't Do It! Parenthood is a trap!! A trap placed into a pretty box and wrapped with an even prettier bow. Even on good days, those days when you're reminded of the love you have for your child, it still feels like a trap. Like having a good paying job but never having the time to travel. Except you're not paid, and the bad often outweighs the good. Save yourselves! No one told me what it would be like. What it would REALLY feel like, to be a parent. The world likes to fill people's heads with the fabrication of a fairy tale life after someone becomes a parent. But no one has the b**** to say it stinks. Like a punishment. Think back to a job you had that you absolutely hated. Now imagine you were never allowed to leave that job. Never. Ever. I can be as humorous or as heavy about this as possible. But it will always be the truth. I have a few years left of being the hands-on parent (child is nearly 18). After that... life. Living. Hysterectomy. I knew it was a trap from day one. But I've made it this far. Though with a few close call mental breakdowns in between. Heed my warning. Really think about it. Lay down the fuzzy feel you get when you're around kids, or the pressure you're getting from family and friends and really, really think about it. All the best to you.

Want to be parent? Don't Do It! Parenthood is a trap!! A trap placed into a pretty box and wrapped w...