I'm a jerk to my ex's

Funny idea My GF decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches.

Funny idea My GF decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kit...

Party Sex My wife and I went out last weekend. We were at a party and we were all over each other. We were at our friend's house and everyone was upstairs. We went downstairs and I put her up on their table. I pulled down the front of her dress and started sucking on her tits. I pulled her legs apart and put my head between her pussy. I was licking her and fingering her. She was cumming hard when the door opened and someone started coming down the stairs. A guy we had just met at the party had come down. We could tell he knew that we were messing around. He was visibly drunk. We asked him if he wanted to watch. He said that he wanted too. I turned to my wife and we started making out again. I put my hard cock in her pussy and we started fucking. I could see her staring back at him with a smile. I glanced back and he was stroking his hard cock. He was well endowed. I whispered to her and asked her if she wanted him. She said yes. I pulled out and she walked over to him. She got down on her knees and started sucking his cock. I thought he was going to cum right away. She pulled him down on the ground and he put his cock in her. She gasped as soon as he started fucking her. I bent down and she started sucking my cock. It felt so good when she would cum and she would be sucking my cock. She was cumming hard when I came in her mouth. I rolled off of her as he came in her.

Party Sex My wife and I went out last weekend. We were at a party and we were all over each other. W...

Life I started out life as an alcoholic and drug addict. I used over the pain of being less than aesthetically attractive with an ugly overbite glasses and booze flab. I finally did something about it after my controlling dad died. I went on a diet and got my teeth fixed and just got a general makeover before it was "in vouge" to do so and as soon as I did that I very suddenly had a sex life with the women doing the chasing! I kid you not! I went to A.A. for a while to do something about my situation and my addiction. But ended up leaving over all the responsibility the fellowship was dumping on me that I was nowhere near ready for. But I went back after a slip, and had my makeover in between. The second I got back I saw a girl there I knew from before who recognized my voice to which she said very loudly "I Approve!!!!" Another one saw me sitting in front making hungry cow eyes at me and made a beeline to sit next to me. All was great until I spoke up to share about solution then thoise eyes became very big, her jaw dropped like lead, and the color drained out from her face when she realized who I was. So much for the "philosophy" of beauty vs ugly. I ended up doing a lot of woman to make up for lost time of using over the pain. A lot of women lie to themselves and the fish when it comes to sex and they'll drop their drawers almost in an insant if ythe right one comes along. Live and rock out with your tits and cock out and be happy!!! :-)

Life I started out life as an alcoholic and drug addict. I used over the pain of being less than aes...