Soldier Who Does Laundry

Hi, my name is Abacus and I'm a civvy in the TA. My job (at weekends) is to wash soldiers laundry and this is at the root of my problems. I find myself substituting a boil wash for my tongue and literally licking away the stains - I especially enjoy the hardened on skid marks and sometimes I nuzzle at the pee stains whilst masturbating. While I'm on the subject, I also masturbate over my cousin, Liz_the_nurse and this is especially worrying as she's a fucking fat , jock munter. Help me Lord!